

ABOUT GOOBNET
GoobNet Enterprises, Inc [which doesn’t actually exist however] was founded in 1997 by Mr Reginald J Goober, who wanted a site that would provide useful resources but which would retain a goofy sense of humour. There can be no doubt that GoobNet, along with its associated family of nodes, has fulfilled its goals.
Mr Goober started with a crummy little Web site and turned it into six crummy little Web sites. Here is his welcome letter to each and every GoobNet visitor.
“Incoherent football stuff, and it’s on the wrong side”
alan “space§man” pritchard
“(SnakeBall worship)”
“The coolest website of anyone I know”
chris hirata
“Very orderly”
weiwei yang
“Much cooler than mine, but I’m cuter”
jessica brown
“Stop working in computers and go write for The Daily Show already!”
“The word ‘NutRageous’ is a good description”
eric romo
“He can turn anything into, well, something else”
john wright, international man of specificity
“My gilded roommate”
melissa todd
“Quirky, ultra-interesting, stick boy ... very computer savvy, munber-god”
ayeh bandeh-ahmadi
“A model Caltech student”
john eric ferguson
Yes, there are other websites that aren’t called GoobNet. Some of them don’t suck.
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