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MON 08 MAR 2010 2010 NODAR KUMARITASHVILI MEMORIAL GOOBNET WINTER OLYMPIC EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP“The tournament was held in honour of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.” Make your way to an important tribute in 2010 Nodar Kumaritashvili Memorial GoobNet Winter Olympic Event Championship. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Winter Olympics MON 01 MAR 2010 THE CELEBRITY HALFPIPE INVITATIONAL“I’ve shown you my Raging Beaver. Now you show me yours.” See what is happening within the Olympic Village in The Celebrity Halfpipe Invitational. Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Sport, Winter Olympics MON 22 FEB 2010 OFFICE 2010 WAS MY IDEA“You might well ask why we would ever want to do something that silly.” Come face to face with the dark side of your desires in Office 2010 Was My Idea. MON 15 FEB 2010 SAFETY IN LETTERS“Did you know that every skeletoner who has ever crashed did so whilst facing forward and lying on their stomachs?” See why sports and tomatoes should both be made safer in Safety in Letters. Keywords: Variety, Sport, Winter Olympics MON 08 FEB 2010 SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ISSA HAYATOU“The confederation is not responsible for providing security until the team arrives in the city in which its matches are played.” See how culpable parties rationalise their decisions in Schmilblick Patrol: Issa Hayatou. Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football MON 01 FEB 2010 SCOTTISH KIT RELIEF“The away uniform, of course, is a preposterous pink and black adventure that should not be allowed in the presence of children.” Establish the Parents Footballing Council in Scottish Kit Relief. Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Scotland, Sport uniforms MON 25 JAN 2010 INTERACTION: FIXING AMERICAN BANKS“If you feel that your bank is not acting in your interest, you should certainly withdraw your money from it.” Contribute to the collapse of all that we hold dear to our hearts in Interaction: Fixing American Banks. Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Politics, Economics MON 18 JAN 2010 HOW BIG IS 500?“But this time, you, our readers, have already played along.” Know what question we’re about to ask in How Big is 500?. Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows MON 11 JAN 2010 CLEAR TO EVERYONE WHO DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE“And you don’t even want to know what we’re going to do to them if they fuck this one up too.” Cower in fear at the prospect of what actions we might take in Clear to Everyone Who Deserves a Second Chance. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction MON 04 JAN 2010 THAT’S DEPPPREPOSTEROUS“Sorry, Sex and the City 2.” Encounter one of the greatest mistakes in history in That’s Depppreposterous. MON 28 DEC 2009 RAJOURI GARDEN“No, actually, she wrote The Serious Player’s Guide to Alte Heide. That’s how I got started in transit games.” Begin studying for any future playings of Rajouri Garden. Keywords: Variety, Transit game MON 21 DEC 2009 THIS WAY TO THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT“Starting next year, we will give out an award known as the Capt Chesley A ‘Sully’ Sullenberger Award for the Most Awesome Achievement.” See why there were no other awesome achievements this year in This Way to the Magic Roundabout. Keywords: Variety, Review committee MON 14 DEC 2009 MY DRAW IS BETTER THAN YOUR DRAW“Well, okay, it isn’t that easy.” Calibrate the difficulty level of your favourite activities in My Draw is Better Than Your Draw. Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive MON 07 DEC 2009 INTERACTION: MEN’S WORLD CUP DRAW“How should I know? Am I a psychic?” Make complete guesses about the future in Interaction: Men’s World Cup Draw. Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup MON 30 NOV 2009 GET SET TO KNOW YOUR WORLD“Well then, you’re shit out of luck, aren’t you?” See how much luck your shit contains in Get Set to Know Your World. MON 23 NOV 2009 BLINDNESS“Are you a Swedish football referee?” Don’t admit to your shortcomings in Blindness. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, France, Ireland Rep |
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