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WEEKLY WHINE >> 2012

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LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE LIKE A HUMAN

“But sometimes, if you have three or six incorrect corners, you may not be able to get two of them into the right position.” See if your parking situation is as dire as others seem to think in Let’s Solve Your Cube Like a Human.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

41 TO WATCH

“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

DO NOT PUT IT IN A FOUR OUNCE BOTTLE

“The ____ team has participated in every Rugby World Cup.” See if you should face your opponents as they do the ____ in Do Not Put It in a Four Ounce Bottle.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

EURO 2012: SENSIBLE AND SILLY

“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Sport uniforms

LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE

“If it’s in the wrong place, who cares?” Keep an eye on the street signs in Let’s Solve Your Cube.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART

“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard

SUMMARY OF NOW

“Have your crazy upstairs neighbours turn off their secret dream transmission device, or at least ask them to change it to something besides the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.” Explain why you had that one crazy dream about Reg, Amber Lynn, and a bottle of windshield wiper fluid in Summary of Now.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

DISCUSSION ON THE MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“A robust discussion soon began on our many GoobNet media platforms.” Discover whether more hits were received on FaceGoobNet or GooglebNet Plus in Discussion on the MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

2012 GOOBNET MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football, MLS

PLEASE DEPOSIT SOLUTIONS FOR EVERYTHING HERE

“So apparently it takes a specific type of mind to join the SPEED.” Determine whether your synapses meet our lofty standards in Please Deposit Solutions for Everything Here.

Keywords: Variety

ELECTING THE TOP ELECTIONS

“Greece’s economic crisis is far and away the largest issue here.” Decide whether another GoobNet rescue package is sorely needed in Electing the Top Elections.

Keywords: Politics, Variety

COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS

“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MLS EDITION

“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, MLS

ONLY THREE VOTES FOR KRYPTON

“And by the way, all you suckers who are wearing tin foil hats, those things totally don’t work.” Realise that we totally knew that you were thinking of the star, plus sign, and circle in Only Three Votes for Krypton.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Science fiction

WORLD CURLING TOUR: ARRRGH!

“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Curling

THROW YOUR HEAD INTO THE RING

“Ironically, we can’t get the votes for it in the House.” See if the White House is willing to prepare a bedroom for us in Throw Your Head Into the Ring.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPLUT

HYPERSPEED DATING: BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN, AND A THIRD?

“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

THE GOOBNET PERIODIC TABLE CHALLENGE

“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

INTERACTION: THE FUTURE OF SPACE

“But I will agree that few other news presenters could successfully carry off cheetah print pants. With the possible exception of Al Roker, of course.” See how the discussion could possibly get any more exciting in Interaction: The Future of Space.

Keywords: Novelty, Space, Interaction

LET’S TALK ABOUT CUBES

“To move them around, we just turn each face ninety degrees at a time. It’s that easy.” See if our approach is any different than putting the ball into the net in Let’s Talk About Cubes.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA

“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA

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