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MON 30 AUG 2010 DON’T PUT MONTERREY FIRST“We have a variety of questions in a variety of subjects, so play along and see how you do in our latest Fastest Finger Fest.” See how your thumbs score in Don’t Put Monterrey First. Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows MON 23 AUG 2010 LET’S REALIGN“Arkansas State moves from the Sun Belt to the South Central Conference [formerly the SEC West Division].” See why the Red Wolves will be pleased to be part of South Central in Let’s Realign. Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football MON 16 AUG 2010 STUMP EDVARD WITH THE POWER OF WORDS“But some people refuse to use certain words at all. Why is that?” Control your use of specific phrasing as you try to Stump Edvard with the Power of Words. Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard MON 09 AUG 2010 COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL: ARRRGH!“Sorry, University of Notre Dame.” Prepare for the possibility that the Irish will fight back in Collegiate American Football: ARRRGH!. Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football MON 02 AUG 2010 THE GOOBNET NEWS QUIZ“Were you alive this past week?” Refuse to divulge certain information that may compromise your agents in the field in The GoobNet News Quiz. Keywords: Community, Interactive, News, News quiz MON 26 JUL 2010 AUDIO FORTUNE COOKIES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED“Also, we missed that show.” Ask why we were watching Real Housewives of GoobNet Centre in Audio Fortune Cookies Have Been Cancelled. Keywords: Variety, Game shows MON 19 JUL 2010 SO THAT’S WHY MY MARGARITA IS SO CONFUSING“Looks like the power is still on in this building. And talking of power, let’s see who our Powerade Chosen Ones for today are.” See who has the highest Castrol Index in So That’s Why My Margarita Is So Confusing. Keywords: Variety, Sport, Misfortune Cookies, Football, Men’s World Cup MON 12 JUL 2010 BLUES, ZINGS, AND OCTOPUSES“You mean, we should have been looking away from it.” See what deserves your full and undivided lack of attention in Blues, Zings, and Octopuses. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee MON 05 JUL 2010 WHERE TIME HAS NO PLACE“Your team was something of a letdown by comparison.” Tell everyone’s teams what they might not want to hear in Where Time Has No Place. Keywords: Variety, Sport, Men’s World Cup MON 07 JUN 2010 ABUNDANTLY TRUE“As further punishment, we will then deploy the Prawn Sandwich Brigade to Afghanistan.” See the world’s most élite fighting unit by looking somewhere other than Abundantly True. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Prediction MON 31 MAY 2010 GETTING THE MOST OUT OF YOUR WORDS“It is a second tier capability receiving first tier billing.” See what mail merging has to do with Chivas USA in Getting the Most Out of Your Words. MON 24 MAY 2010 BEST KITS EVAR!!!!!!“This is a good idea, but the home stripe should be red, not least because it will allow supporters to cry, ‘The red stripe is beer! Yay beer!’” See why you should be excited to find coloured graphic elements in Best Kits Evar!!!!!!. Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms MON 17 MAY 2010 FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME AND GOING AWAY“We are confident that any of these nations would be capable of organising an extremely successful Men’s World Cup.” Evaluate the relative merits of a variety of locations around the world, without taking into account what they will be paying the referees, in Football is Coming Home and Going Away. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States MON 10 MAY 2010 INTERACTION: LETTING PARLIAMENT HANG“Will the parties prove unable to form a government and send us all back to the polls again? And if that happens, will the rest of the world laugh at us?” See why John Oliver will be unable to stop Jon Stewart in Interaction: Letting Parliament Hang. Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction, United Kingdom MON 03 MAY 2010 20,000, MY ASS“So, if you live in a free nation, don’t forget to thank the longstanding corruption in Brazilian football for its place in keeping the world safe for democracy.” Celebrate Ricardo Teixeira in the same breath as Ronald Reagan and George W Bush in 20,000, My Ass. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup MON 26 APR 2010 PREPARE FOR THE HOLLYHOCK REVOLUTION“But although we cover a comprehensive range of topics that affect everyone in the world, there are some stories that we regret we cannot give our customary full attention and insightful coverage to.” See why nobody ever asks us to produce their DVD special features in Prepare for the Hollyhock Revolution. |
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