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Keywords: Halloween

DUMB RUSH THE RADIO HOST

“So anyway, how are you at walking in a straight line?” Consider using your Simplify or your Trial Run in Dumb Rush the Radio Host.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

WIN REG GOOBER’S SILLY BUCKS

“Well, I’m completely humiliating the Republican Party and making it feel like it’s not worthy of holding either the White House or the Congress. So yes, Sarah Palin would be correct.” Be a part of the world’s most arbitrary round of trick or treating in Win Reg Goober’s Silly Bucks.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

THE WORLD’S 1337EST CYRILLIC CHARACTERS

“Tony, is that candy bowl higher or lower than eighteen dollars?” See prizes, surprises, and contestants of all sizes in The World’s 1337est Cyrillic Characters.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

RUSSIAN GOOBNET

“How did you manage to unlock yourself? Actually, how did you lock yourself in the first place? No, you know what, I don’t want to go there at all.” Find places that aren’t suitable for your imagination in Russian GoobNet.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

SO MUCH FOR PAGANISM

"'No, I'm something else invisible,' she responds. 'I'm the coalition's exit strategy.'" Plan for everything except the important stuff in So Much for Paganism.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

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