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Keywords: SHAGADELIC

DO NOT TRANSLATE IT INTO URDU

“Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a cosmonaut who flew in space forty nine years ago today.” Find out why the best type of game is the one to which you already know the answer in Do Not Translate It Into Urdu.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

DO NOT LIQUEFY IT

“Actually, it isn’t really necessary. It’s just evil.” Discover what Dave Foley is up to these days in Do Not Liquefy It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT USE IT AS SUNGLASSES

“Just go off and close your eyes and imagine that you’re in a faraway paradise like Bora Bora.” Enjoy escapism in Do Not Use It as Sunglasses.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR SHOE

“In which year did Yuri Gagarin travel in space?” Become part of a global conspiracy to turn airports into funports in Do Not Put It In Your Shoe.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

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