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MON 08 SEP 2008 ICOSIPENTATHLON“The benefit of this event is that it would be funny to see a tiny gymnast do a 720 on a skateboard, or to see the world’s top BMX cyclist eliminated from the competition because he overused the inside rein on a 20 metre circle in the dressage.” Consider the implications of broadening competitors’ horizons in Icosipentathlon. MON 25 AUG 2008 NO HORSES ALLOWED“But for those of us whose rights haven’t been violated [yet], these Olympics were lots of fun.” Disregard the secret police who are following you around in No Horses Allowed. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee MON 18 AUG 2008 INTERACTION: IS THE OLYMPIC TRUCE DEAD?“I wish we could have had 2,000 didgeridoo players in Sydney.” Reconsider things for people to do in Interaction: Is the Olympic Truce Dead?. Keywords: Sport, Politics, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics MON 11 AUG 2008 WHOSE OPENING CEREMONY IS IT ANYWAY“We’re going to do a scene, but everything we say has to be writable, in Chinese, with a certain number of brushstrokes.” See why not everything is on the same side in Whose Opening Ceremony Is It Anyway. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Whose Line SUN 29 AUG 2004 FROM THE TORCH TO THE GRILL"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill. Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee SUN 22 AUG 2004 INTERACTION: DOES YOUR DELEGATION FEEL SAFE?"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?. Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics SUN 15 AUG 2004 AND IT WAS ACTUALLY ON TIME"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time. |
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