This Week’s Whine
“i wanna vomit, punch klinsmann in the face, cry, and get my coaching license” Tomorrow is another match, but be forewarned that today The GoobNet SPEED Howls with Incandescent Rage.
Trivia Hit
Cameroon, Chile, and the United States all failed to qualify for the 2018 Men’s World Cup, marking the first time time three reigning confederation champions did not qualify for a Men’s World Cup since:
a.
1954
b.
1970
c.
1986
d.
2014
Munerically Speaking
«1, 11, 23, 849»
Equal to the number of 2018 Men’s World Cup qualifying matches played to date, the number of matches left to play, the number of matches that were awarded by forfeiture, and the number of matches that were annulled and are to be replayed.
Quoteboard
“My dad E-mailed me, ‘This sucks’. He’s right. I’m not sure there’s anything to say other than that. If you close this article right now, I will not blame you.”
– Bobby Warshaw, former footballer, on the United States’ elimination from 2018 Men’s World Cup qualifiers
SOURCE: MLS
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