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This Week’s Whine

“Well, that was an interesting Super Bowl.” Discover that we really do write these things months in advance and have no idea what actually happened yesterday in The Super Bowl Swingometer.

Trivia Hit

The first safety in a Super Bowl was scored by the:

a.

Dallas Cowboys

b.

Pittsburgh Steelers

c.

Minnesota Vikings

d.

Kansas City Chiefs

Munerically Speaking

«929, 1,133, 1,151»

Equal to the total number of yards gained by both teams in yesterday’s Super Bowl LII, the previous record total by both teams in a Super Bowl, and the previous record total by both teams in an NFL regular season or postseason game.

Quoteboard

“Facebook appeals to your lizard brain – primarily fear and anger. And with smartphones, they’ve got you for every waking moment.”

– Roger McNamee, member, Center for Humane Technology
SOURCE: New York Times

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