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“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.
The most recent Stanley Cup champion team that no longer exists was the:
The Maroons won the Stanley Cup in 1926 and 1935, and ceased operations in 1938.
Ottawa Senators [original]
The original Senators won the Stanley Cup eleven times, most recently in 1927, and ceased operations in 1934.
The Metropolitans won the Stanley Cup in 1917 and ceased operations in 1924.
The Millionaires won the Stanley Cup in 1915 and ceased operations in 1926.
«26, 1,650, 6,000,000»
Equal to the number of orbits the Parker Solar Probe will complete during its science mission, the approximate altitude [in kilometres] above the Sun’s photosphere at closest approach, and the temperature [in kelvins] that the spacecraft’s solar shield was designed to withstand.
“When Africans enter science in large numbers, with their diversity, backgrounds, and motivation, they will make massive, transformative discoveries. Those discoveries are just waiting there to be made.”
– Neil Turok, founder, African Institute for Mathematical Sciences
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