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« MON 07 MAY 2018 »

This Week’s Whine

“If you’re not sure, avoid putting the least expensive item at the bottom.” Keep the soup out of the mailbox in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: If You’re Not Sure....

Trivia Hit

On MON 26 NOV 2018, the Insight lander is scheduled to land in Elysium Planitia, located:

a.

Near the Martian equator

b.

Near the Martian south pole

c.

Near the Martian north pole

d.

Near the Martian northern polar circle

Munerically Speaking

«2, 5, 40»

Equal to the duration [in days] that the Heat Flow and Physics Properties Package, an instrument on the Insight Mars lander, will spend digging into Mars’s surface; the maximum depth [in metres] it can reach; and the planned duration [in Earth years] of the Insight lander’s science mission.

Quoteboard

“Carrey has talked about how Jones told him, to his face, that he hated him. And when Carrey asked why Jones hated him, Jones simply answered, ‘I cannot sanction your buffoonery’ – a line better crafted than anything in the Batman Forever script.”

– Tom Breihan, writer, AV Club, on Batman Forever costars Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones
SOURCE: AV Club

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