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This Week’s Whine

“Employees watching the matches instead of getting shit done cause billions of dollars in lost productivity, but FIFA takes in billions of dollars on television rights and other merchandising, so it all works out.” Use your television to view satellite programming live in Men’s World Cup: Whatever Happened To....

Trivia Hit

Of these teams, the one that has gone longest since its last Men’s World Cup appearance is:

a.

Wales

b.

Iraq

c.

Cuba

d.

Israel

Munerically Speaking

«1 [2], 3, 5»

Equal to the number of games involving the New York Yankees that have been rained out this season, the number of games that have been suspended before completion, the number of doubleheaders that the Yankees are scheduled to play in the remainder of this season, and the number of times the Yankees are scheduled to complete a suspended game followed by playing a full game on the same day.

Quoteboard

“I cannot accept that some people who are blinded by the pursuit of profit are considering to sell the soul of football tournaments to nebulous private funds. Money does not rule, and the European sports model must be respected. Football is not for sale.”

– Aleksander Čeferin, president, UEFA, on expansions to international football tournaments proposed by anonymous private investors
SOURCE: ESPN

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