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« MON 07 JAN 2019 »

This Week’s Whine

“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.

Trivia Hit

The Chinese rover that landed on the Moon’s far side last week is called Yutu 2, meaning:

a.

Magpie 2

b.

Wind Cloud 2

c.

Long March 2

d.

Jade Rabbit 2

Munerically Speaking

«8, 50, 59»

Equal to the duration [in years] since the Moon’s far side was first observed by a spacecraft, the duration [in years] since the Moon’s far side was first observed by humans, and the duration [in years] since the release of a detailed map of the Moon’s far side from Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter data.

Quoteboard

“We’ve accelerated backward, as if in a time machine, whizzing past the flush 20th century to a more distant, more anxious, and, just maybe, more exciting past that is also the future.”

– Derek Thompson, staff writer, The Atlantic, on the future of journalism
SOURCE: The Atlantic

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