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This Week’s Whine

“I love symposia!” Commence preparations for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Wordplay and Linguistics Conference.

Trivia Hit

John Parry, referee for Sunday’s Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams, also works as a:

a.

School principal

b.

Financial advisor

c.

Publisher

d.

Construction firm owner

Munerically Speaking

«21,000, 330,000, 2,200,000»

Equal to the estimated population of Lesotho, the estimated number of people in Lesotho living with HIV, and the estimated number of people in Lesotho infected with HIV each year.

Quoteboard

“Before 2013, you at least felt like the whole country was behind you when you said, ‘I work for NASA’. Now it’s absolutely evident that only forty or fifty percent of the country is behind you, and the other forty or fifty percent think you’re some sort of fiscal drain.”

– Matt Linton, computer security specialist, on working at NASA during a US government shutdown
SOURCE: New York Times

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