This Week’s Whine
“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.
When not validating the existence of his shadow, Punxsutawney Phil resides at:
Punxsutawney Weather Discovery Center
Buffalo and Pittsburgh Railroad office
Punxsutawney Area Community Center
Punxsutawney Memorial Library
Punxsutawney Phil’s home is a burrow at the town library.
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Equal to the number of times Qatar have taken part in the Men’s World Cup, the number of times Qatar have taken part in the Men’s Asian Cup, the number of times Qatar have reached the elimination phase of the Men’s Asian Cup, and the number of times Qatar have won the Men’s Asian Cup including their 3-1 win over Japan in Friday’s final.
“‘Groundhog’ will never be designated a national film treasure by the Library of Congress.”
– Desson Howe, staff writer, Washington Post, in a 1993 review of Groundhog Day, selected for preservation in the US Library of Congress in 2006
SOURCE: Washington Post
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