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« MON 11 FEB 2019  

This Week’s Whine

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Trivia Hit

On Thursday, the UK Space Agency announced that the ExoMars rover, due to land on Mars in 2021, will be named:

a.

Ernest Rutherford

b.

Michael Faraday

c.

Charles Babbage

d.

Rosalind Franklin

Munerically Speaking

«5, 6 [2], 8 [3], 9, 10 [2], 12, 18»

Equal to the number of teams in the Alliance of American Football, and the maximum numbers of teams that were in the American Football League [1926], American Football League [1936-7], American Football League [1940-1], All-America Football Conference [1946-9], American Football League [1960-9], World Football League [1974-5], United States Football League [1983-5], World League of American Football [1991-7], XFL [2001], and United Football League [2009-12].

Quoteboard

“But the adulation we heap upon billionaires obscures the plain moral quandary at the center of their wealth: Why should anyone have a billion dollars, why should anyone be proud to brandish their billions, when there is so much suffering in the world?”

– Farhad Manjoo, opinion columnist, New York Times
SOURCE: New York Times

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