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« MON 25 FEB 2019 »

This Week’s Whine

“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.” Initiate the pointless and potentially fatal 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Minimal Ass Ratio Conference.

Trivia Hit

Estonian Independence Day, celebrated yesterday, marks the anniversary of the Estonian Declaration of Independence, issued in:

a.

1720

b.

1878

c.

1918

d.

1989

Munerically Speaking

«8, 13, 16»

Equal to the number of events on this year’s Association of Volleyball Professionals beach volleyball tour, the number of men’s events on the 2018-9 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour, and the number of women’s events on the 2018-9 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour.

Quoteboard

“When they agree to talk to a journalist – to share confidential documents or help readers understand how things went awry – it’s not because they hate their employers or are overwhelmingly disgruntled. They often seem to love their jobs and admire the companies they work for. They admire them enough, in fact, to want to help them improve. They are engaged and content. They believe what they are doing matters – both in coming to work every day and in blowing the whistle on problems they see.”

– Charles Duhigg, senior editor, New York Times, on workers who report corporate misconduct
SOURCE: New York Times

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