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61*

“Do you have some kind of problem with Indianapolis?” Don’t let the NCAA insert television timeouts in 61*.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States

GEOGRAPHIC NAMING STUMPS EDVARD

“So what should the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa do?” Wonder why the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa should ever consult GoobNet on a geographic naming issue that is completely outside our range of expertise in Geographic Naming Stumps Edvard.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, New Zealand

CARBON NEUTRALITY TODAY

“I’ll announce just such a plan after screening The Age of Stupid this weekend!” Learn a lesson from Philip J Fry in Carbon Neutrality Today.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

DO NOT LIQUEFY IT

“Actually, it isn’t really necessary. It’s just evil.” Discover what Dave Foley is up to these days in Do Not Liquefy It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

THE CASSAVA SHIPPING CRISIS

“That would be autocracy.” Just answer the question in The Cassava Shipping Crisis.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

HELPING YOU UNDERSTAND THE UNITED STATES

“What can we do to encourage the development of domestic shows and movies?” Ensure that every nation’s studios transmit bland garbage in Helping You Understand the United States.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURING

“Just keep going forward for about thirty years.” Come to terms with the fact that everything that should have happened hasn’t happened in Stump Edvard About Automobile Manufacturing.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

DO NOT USE IT AS SUNGLASSES

“Just go off and close your eyes and imagine that you’re in a faraway paradise like Bora Bora.” Enjoy escapism in Do Not Use It as Sunglasses.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

DROP, COVER, HOLD ON

“As an officer with the LAPD, I am pleased with my colleages’ response to the Great California Shakeout.” Gain confidence that Southern California is completely safe from earthquakes in Drop, Cover, Hold On.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

WHAT’S YOUR PARTY?

“Whose land is it, anyway?” Argue over whether theft is or isn’t property in What’s Your Party?.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

FASTEST FINGER FEST

“Play along and try to beat the GoobNet players!” Play along and try to beat the GoobNet players in Fastest Finger Fest.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

EXAMINING THE ISSUES

“This was just a thoughtful review of the candidates’ stands on various issues? What a ripoff! I wanted more funny stuff!” Be disappointed at our ethical standards in Examining the Issues.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

REMAINING PRIVATE STUMPS EDVARD

“Let’s have your Fastest Finger question about Internet privacy.” Place your fingers on the buttons and be ready for anything in Remaining Private Stumps Edvard.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

MAHORN: THE PEACEMAKER

“If you deem it progress when a female player dunks, you should also deem it progress when a female player throws a punch at an opponent.” See the social implications of behaviour in women’s sports in Mahorn: The Peacemaker.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, WNBA

THE GAY WEDDING PLANNER

“And remember, here at Wedding Dresses by Shinai, we believe that you shouldn’t have to pay an arm and a leg just because you slip your arms between each other’s legs.” Make sure that you’re prepared for the legal status of the best day of your life in The Gay Wedding Planner.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

HOW DO YOU NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM IN SPACE

“One vulva says to the other, ‘Wow, that space station toilet is really uncomfortable, isn’t it?’” Take heed of all the New Age advice and listen to what your body is telling you in How Do You Not Go to the Bathroom in Space.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, ISS

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