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SEX EDUCATION DOESN’T STUMP EDVARD

“Is it true that you never forget your first time?” Try to find some way to put the past behind you in Sex Education Doesn’t Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR SHOE

“In which year did Yuri Gagarin travel in space?” Become part of a global conspiracy to turn airports into funports in Do Not Put It In Your Shoe.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE, ANYWAY

“The announcer says, ‘You could win a million euros today, if you know...’, and then the audience shouts out, ‘Whose Pants Are These’!” Just wait to see who would queue up to be in the audience for Whose Pants Are These, Anyway.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

IT WASN’T ME, OFFICER

“It’s going to be awkward seeing her in class this week.” Experience the shock of seeing other people after you’ve found out their real opinions in It Wasn’t Me, Officer.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

WHY ARE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE?

“How and why did Halloween become an occasion for college girls to wear incredibly hot and revealing costumes? Not that I’m complaining, mind you.” Examine the many ways in which a hobo can be made sexy in Why Are Things the Way They Are?.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

THE RESPECT SPONSORS DESERVE

“A painting and Crisco. What’s the connection?” Play for fame, recognition, and a variety of connecting cables in The Respect Sponsors Deserve.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

MLS IDENTITY

“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows

GLOVELINE

“And it’s very important that you write to us about it, not to Penthouse Forum.” Contemplate the reasons that Halloween can’t occur every day in Gloveline.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

THE GOOBNETIAN DREAM

“Thank you for your confidence. The remaining 14% will be the first to die.” Don’t say the word tomboy out loud in The GoobNetian Dream.

Keywords: Community, Game shows

SOMEWHERE OVER THE HILL

“We are, after all, representative of all walks of life, except for people who don’t like football or space travel, but they don’t count anyway.” Adopt a better way of looking at other people in Somewhere Over the Hill.

Keywords: Propaganda, Community, Edvard

IS YOUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

“As a fifteen month old toddler, I can confirm that those ‘Baby Einstein’ DVDs don’t help me learn, and they’re damn annoying too.” Feel the urge to set Barney the dinosaur on fire in Is Your Children Learning?.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

PARDON ME FOR NOT PARDONING

“This has done irreparable damage to his reputation as a fair and just ruler.” Ask who we are and what we have done with GoobNet in Pardon Me for Not Pardoning.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

DAMN YOU, HARD DRIVE!

“I have no idea who won except for all the news articles interviewing Jordin Sparks and asking how she felt about being the winner and what songs she’s going to record with her new contract!” Experience the depth of feeling in Damn You, Hard Drive!.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

IS YOUR REGOLITH EXCAVATOR FUN ENOUGH?

“Why are we eating food?” Ask the difficultly stupid questions in Is Your Regolith Excavator Fun Enough?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

IT’S A PLEASURE TO MEET Y’ALL

“I come from a small farming community in eastern Texas. In fact, it was a little too small for me.” See how size matters in It’s a Pleasure to Meet Y’all.

Keywords: Community

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT SECULARISM

“New Zealand is not Australia’s Canada.” Learn the difference between white and red stars in Stump Edvard About Secularism.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard

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