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TIPS FOR THE GEEKY

"This would make procreation impossible, except in the case of hermaphrodites." Be a little bit more than you really need to be in Tips for the Geeky.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

THE BIRDMAN OF BASKETBALLCATRAZ

"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

YOU CAN'T FOOL EDVARD

"I mean, you wouldn't want to spend a full day training here at the Russian cosmonaut base only to have to see some incomprehensible brand name on a urinal cake, would you?" Let familiarity breed illogic in You Can't Fool Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

OUR NEW FRIENDS ANGELA AND RENEE

"Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses?" Tackle the most pressing philosophical issues of the day in Our New Friends Angela and Renee.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox

FROM TOFFEE APPLES TO TOFFEE PERMITS

"Hey, I'm eighteen and I was elected mayor too!" Stand up and be counted in From Toffee Apples to Toffee Permits.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

THAT'S MY SQUID!

"That's vomitacular." Prepare to be shocked even more than we normally shock you in That's My Squid!.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

BEHIND THE STUMP

"Look right there. It's got Tablet Up and Tablet Down keys." Play the Hardware Match Game in Behind the Stump.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

STUMPED BY A NEW VARIANT

"The authorities are on their way." Do what we tell you when we tell you in Stumped By a New Variant.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

WELL, IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME

"I'm selling STS-114 foam rubber index fingers." Make an irrelevant contribution to human society in Well, It's About Freaking Time.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

EVIDENTLY NOT YOU

"Is that all you could think about when you were playing? No wonder you left with zero." We beg you to take our Silly Bucks away in Evidently Not You.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

WHO WANTS TO BE A GOOBNETAIRE

"Now before you start getting any wacky ideas, let me just remind you that GoobNet Silly Bucks aren't negotiable currency, and they're not good for anything in the real world, and maybe not here on this site either." Just be glad there's no Fastest Finger question in Who Wants to Be a GoobNetaire.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows

WHAT DO YOU BRING TO YURI'S NIGHT?

"It's pretty good, for a party that doesn't leave Earth." Set your standards hundreds of kilometres too high in What Do You Bring to Yuri's Night?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Yuri’s Night, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

BLOGGERS STUMP EDVARD

"Although I'm still considering inviting him to my weekly orgy." Meet a young lady from Nantucket in Bloggers Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

SOAP ON A ROPE

"Simultaneously reading one book visually and another tactilely can be a very good thing." Learn to amaze, astonish, and annoy your friends in Soap on a Rope.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

LET'S BUILD A HOUSE THERE

"Know what GoobNet stands for? Good Option for Overbearing Bombasity, Not Enough Truth." Unleash bitter honesty in Let's Build a House There.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

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