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TITAN STUMPS EDVARD

"I'm not sure you're addressing these questions about name origins the way the askers wanted." Experience the pride of uncertainty in Titan Stumps Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Solar system

VOTE FOR THE FRAUD

"Ha ha! I'm the winner! I'm gonna ban gay civil unions now!" Experience disastrous social reform in Vote for the Fraud.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

YAY LAZINESS

"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive

JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT ECLIPSE

"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive

ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO

"Kind of ironic, isn't it? 'SpaceShipOne' has no space." Define textual requirements in One Down, One to Go.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox

ONE STATE, TWO STATE, RED STATE, BLUE STATE

"It's unavoidable, like breathing." Find fast ways to do slow things in One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard

WHERE TO FIND STUFF

"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

KEEP YOUR PLANETS SAFE

"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

SWING VOTERS

"Could the 2004 election be decided by Quentin Tarantino?" Cast your ballot for unseen violence in Swing Voters.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

INSERT GENERIC 'SHIRTY' JOKE HERE

"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, CAF, Men’s World Cup

LINES EVERYWHERE

"Ha ha! Sounds like someone wagered on a Stanford-St Joseph's final!" Place too much of an emphasis on regular season records in Lines Everywhere.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox

PAY ATTENTION, YO

"He causes destruction and despair wherever he goes. Seems pretty clear to me that he's a raven." Face up to the effects that people have on one another in Pay Attention, Yo.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, American football

CAN THEY AIR THAT?

"Maybe her nipple is her Achilles's heel." Overanalyse costuming oddities in Can They Air That?.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

WELCOME TO THE HUMOURLESS ERA

"I mean, who would have thought that someone could have two television shows, and the sitcom would be the one that isn't funny?" Debate the merits of counterintuitive programming in Welcome to the Humourless Era.

Keywords: Community, Edvard

STAY ON TARGET...

"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

PORTUGAL GETS ITS KICKS

"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, UEFA

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