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THE MAILBOX

“Where am I gonna get a polymer matrix from?” Understand that this is one feature with which Pez dispensers are not equipped in The Mailbox.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry, Seinfeld

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MISLEADING EDITION

“If not, allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on.” Allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on, which is a Fastest Finger Fest: Misleading Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

DISCUSSION OF GOOBNET’S SOLUTION TO COPYRIGHTS

“Of course it’s safe.” Count your fingers in Discussion of GoobNet’s Solution to Copyrights.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Copyright, Use It or Lose It

RENDEZVOUS WITH AND STUMP EDVARD

“So... you know... yaaaaay.” Make a judgment as to whether the Muppets sound wrong in Rendezvous With and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ANNE BRONTË

“Why didn’t anyone change it?” Determine that nobody could find the remote control in Stump Edvard About Anne Brontë.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Literature

DO NOT PLACE IT BEYOND THE LINE

“Travelling is a fun, exciting, and educational thing that everyone should do.” See the Universe in your Chevroverse in Do Not Place It Beyond the Line.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

AS ALWAYS, GAUGUIN WAS CORRECT

“Also, those two announcements are completely unrelated.” Discover that there is nothing to see here in As Always, Gauguin Was Correct.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Tournament, History

THE NEED TO DEFUSE TENSIONS RAPIDLY

“You should congratulate yourself on correctly using the phrase ‘free rein’ instead of ‘free reign’.” Discover that it is inconceivable that that word does not mean what you think it means in The Need to Defuse Tensions Rapidly.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox, Ukraine

GAZE INTO THE FUTURE AND STUMP EDVARD

“Americans need to amend their constitution to codify their right to privacy.” Don’t be shocked that we totally know about that one thing you did with that one guy in Gaze Into the Future and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

DO THE DRAW

“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

FASTEST FINGER FEST: WATERS OF EARTH EDITION

“Whether fresh or salt, shallow or deep, estuarial or alluvial, water is very important on Earth.” Find out whether you can distinguish the Sulu Sea from the Savu Sea in Fastest Finger Fest: Waters of Earth Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Hydrography

STUMP EDVARD ON TEH INTERWEBS

“I think you’ll find that’s true of most things people post online.” Realise that it might be in your interest to avoid calling that one commenter an ignorant ass fragment in Stump Edvard on Teh Interwebs.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Internet

DO NOT LEAVE IT UNATTENDED

“And don’t ask what this predicament is.” Recognise that it is “Copper is twenty percent more expensive than market forces would otherwise suggest” in Do Not Leave It Unattended.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

ASS PAIRS HANGMAN

“Nobody knows.” Solve the mystery of the missing letters [hint: they’re not missing] in Ass Pairs Hangman.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

UNDERSTAND HUMANITY WITH EDVARD

“If you are less than about thirty years old, you will never be able to understand the 1980s.” Realise that Beverly Hills Cop will tell you pretty much everything you need to know in Understand Humanity with Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

THE GOOBNET SOLAR SYSTEM MOON QUIZ

“So, in honour of the Universe, we thought we would give you this opportunity to measure your knowledge of it.” Ask not what your Universe can do for you in The GoobNet Solar System Moon Quiz.

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

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