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BRACKET BEFUDDLEMENT

“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

PROBABLE PAPABILI

“Or will we finally see the most awesome name possible: Pope Lando II?” Determine whether Cardinal Billy Dee Williams is available in Probable Papabili.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Religion

HISTORIC BROADCASTS

“Please try to do better at future Super Bowls.” Get Colin Kaepernick the help he needs in Historic Broadcasts.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Advertising

LACK OF HONESTY DOES NOT STUMP EDVARD

“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

THE GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL DERBY QUIZ

“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive

STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A GOLD MEDAL

“What kinds of things are not acceptable to tweet?” Determine whether you should keep your thoughts about the number of Africans in Greece to yourself [hint: ναι] in Stump Edvard and Win a Gold Medal.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Summer Olympics

CONNECTIONS AVAILABLE DURING PHASE 1

“Dude, seriously, that LA to Vegas line cannot open soon enough.” Dude, you should totally talk to that hot chick in the next car on Connections Available During Phase 1.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

FASTEST FINGER FEST: UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION

“But how much do you know about this European Championship, and the thirteen that have been played previously?” Expect the inevitable question about Lev Yashin in Fastest Finger Fest: UEFA European Championship Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, UEFA

ICE HOCKEY’S DAY IN THE SUN

“Who wants to go all the way over there for an ice hockey match? Or for anything, really?” Understand the allure of the Platinum Triangle in Ice Hockey’s Day in the Sun.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ice hockey

DO NOT PUT IT IN A FOUR OUNCE BOTTLE

“The ____ team has participated in every Rugby World Cup.” See if you should face your opponents as they do the ____ in Do Not Put It in a Four Ounce Bottle.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART

“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard

DISCUSSION ON THE MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“A robust discussion soon began on our many GoobNet media platforms.” Discover whether more hits were received on FaceGoobNet or GooglebNet Plus in Discussion on the MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MLS EDITION

“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, MLS

ONLY THREE VOTES FOR KRYPTON

“And by the way, all you suckers who are wearing tin foil hats, those things totally don’t work.” Realise that we totally knew that you were thinking of the star, plus sign, and circle in Only Three Votes for Krypton.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Science fiction

THE GOOBNET PERIODIC TABLE CHALLENGE

“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD

“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard

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