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DON’T PUT MONTERREY FIRST

“We have a variety of questions in a variety of subjects, so play along and see how you do in our latest Fastest Finger Fest.” See how your thumbs score in Don’t Put Monterrey First.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

STUMP EDVARD WITH THE POWER OF WORDS

“But some people refuse to use certain words at all. Why is that?” Control your use of specific phrasing as you try to Stump Edvard with the Power of Words.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

THE GOOBNET NEWS QUIZ

“Were you alive this past week?” Refuse to divulge certain information that may compromise your agents in the field in The GoobNet News Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, News, News quiz

LET’S GO INTO SPACE AND STUMP EDVARD

“If you would like a chance to stump Edvard, send all your personally identifying information to that one insane guy who has been at all of the tea party things in the United States.” Be forced into a difficult decision about whether stumping Edvard is really worth it in Let’s Go Into Space and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

DO NOT TRANSLATE IT INTO URDU

“Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a cosmonaut who flew in space forty nine years ago today.” Find out why the best type of game is the one to which you already know the answer in Do Not Translate It Into Urdu.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Yuri’s Night

THE CELEBRITY HALFPIPE INVITATIONAL

“I’ve shown you my Raging Beaver. Now you show me yours.” See what is happening within the Olympic Village in The Celebrity Halfpipe Invitational.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Sport, Winter Olympics

HOW BIG IS 500?

“But this time, you, our readers, have already played along.” Know what question we’re about to ask in How Big is 500?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

THAT’S DEPPPREPOSTEROUS

“Sorry, Sex and the City 2.” Encounter one of the greatest mistakes in history in That’s Depppreposterous.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

MY DRAW IS BETTER THAN YOUR DRAW

“Well, okay, it isn’t that easy.” Calibrate the difficulty level of your favourite activities in My Draw is Better Than Your Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

MOST DYNAMIC DIGIT

“The tenth anniversary celebration of the US version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was a great success, featuring some Regis guy, embarrassingly stupid celebrities, big winners, a big loser, and a big surprise.” Find out how to push our buttons in Most Dynamic Digit.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

KICKS FOR CLICKS

“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, England, United States

EDVARD STUMPS HEALTH INSURANCE

“How about ‘soylent manufacturing boards’?” Find nice ways of phrasing not nice things in Edvard Stumps Health Insurance.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Health

HOW FAST IS YOUR FINGER?

“To play, click on the answers in the order you believe is correct. Click Clear to erase your answers, or Enter to lock them in.” Make an appointment with this week’s game master in How Fast is Your Finger?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TODAY?

“That’s really nice that you want to make me an All Star, but I really don’t deserve it. Give it to Han Duan instead.” Witness players being team players [even when the team in question exists only for a few days] in What Do You Want to Talk About Today?.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Sport

YOU VERSUS EVERYONE ELSE

“Is there a question about me in there? I was hoping for a question about me.” Abandon hope all ye who enter our offices at 49th and Farnsworth in You Versus Everyone Else.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox

1 VS GOOBNET

“Do you want the Silly Bucks... or do you want GoobNet?” See if you have what it takes to defeat 64 people in our special twelfth anniversary event, 1 vs GoobNet.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows

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