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INTERACTION: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER... OR DO THEY?

"This really gives you much more freedom in terms of the types of objects you can build with your nose hairs." Find creative ways out of a jam in Interaction: Cheaters Never Prosper... Or Do They?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

FOCAL PLANE: MISPLACED MASCOTS

"Very good, Rick. Shall I throw it on the pyre along with Tammy's body stocking?" Meet the world's best dressed pyromaniac in Focal Plane: Misplaced Mascots.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Focal Plane

STUMPED BY A NEW VARIANT

"The authorities are on their way." Do what we tell you when we tell you in Stumped By a New Variant.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

BLOGGERS STUMP EDVARD

"Although I'm still considering inviting him to my weekly orgy." Meet a young lady from Nantucket in Bloggers Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard

INTERACTION: INTERNET INTRIGUE

"That's why, in response to our subscribers' suggestions, we've instituted a Virus Fun and Games section in our magazine, with the instant classic 'What's My Segmentation Fault?' section." Enjoy the excitement of nonstandard behaviour in Interaction: Internet Intrigue.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: DOES THE INTERNET BLOW?

"It feels like a turtle crawling around on my shoulder." Experience reptilian sensations in Interaction: Does the Internet Blow?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

SLAP UPSIDE THE BRAIN

"You admit to a callous disregard to the very people whose money you want to take." Recognise your inner selfish bastard in SLAP Upside the Brain.

Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP

PLEASE STAND BY

Keywords: Computers, Community, Mailbox

INTERACTION: SPAM IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORK

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

THREADING THE HYPERNEEDLE

Keywords: Computers, Support, SPEED

OPTIMISE YOUR NAME

Keywords: Computers, Support, Deep Whine

FOCAL PLANE: EMPTY SEARCHES

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Focal Plane

GUIDE TO SERVICES

Keywords: Computers, Knowledge, Administrivia

PROTOCOL DROID

Keywords: Computers, Support, SPEED

ANACRONYMISM

Keywords: Computers, Support

YOU'RE SO DEPRECATED

Keywords: Computers, Novelty

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