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STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ANNE BRONTË

“Why didn’t anyone change it?” Determine that nobody could find the remote control in Stump Edvard About Anne Brontë.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Literature

REVISITING HALLOWEEN 2013

“Wait, so you get to go about in fancy dress, and your neighbours give you sweets? That sounds fantastic!” Discover that Guy Fawkes isn’t really all that exciting in Revisiting Halloween 2013.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Edvard, Debbie

GAZE INTO THE FUTURE AND STUMP EDVARD

“Americans need to amend their constitution to codify their right to privacy.” Don’t be shocked that we totally know about that one thing you did with that one guy in Gaze Into the Future and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

STUMP EDVARD ON TEH INTERWEBS

“I think you’ll find that’s true of most things people post online.” Realise that it might be in your interest to avoid calling that one commenter an ignorant ass fragment in Stump Edvard on Teh Interwebs.

Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Internet

UNDERSTAND HUMANITY WITH EDVARD

“If you are less than about thirty years old, you will never be able to understand the 1980s.” Realise that Beverly Hills Cop will tell you pretty much everything you need to know in Understand Humanity with Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

LACK OF HONESTY DOES NOT STUMP EDVARD

“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A GOLD MEDAL

“What kinds of things are not acceptable to tweet?” Determine whether you should keep your thoughts about the number of Africans in Greece to yourself [hint: ναι] in Stump Edvard and Win a Gold Medal.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Summer Olympics

STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART

“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard

VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD

“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard

STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER

“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter

FOR FAIRNESS, FOR HONESTY

“I can’t actually play it, but if I could, I would know how.” See if we are talking about Battleship or Risk in For Fairness, For Honesty.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Edvard

TRAFFIC DOESN’T STUMP EDVARD

“It couldn’t be any more convenient for you.” Receive free gifts in Traffic Doesn’t Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

MEN’S WORLD CUP HOSTS STUMP EDVARD

“The Dutch/​Belgian bid, obviously.” Make your total objectivity and lack of bias plain in Men’s World Cup Hosts Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, Men’s World Cup, Russia, Qatar

STUMP EDVARD WITH THE POWER OF WORDS

“But some people refuse to use certain words at all. Why is that?” Control your use of specific phrasing as you try to Stump Edvard with the Power of Words.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

LET’S GO INTO SPACE AND STUMP EDVARD

“If you would like a chance to stump Edvard, send all your personally identifying information to that one insane guy who has been at all of the tea party things in the United States.” Be forced into a difficult decision about whether stumping Edvard is really worth it in Let’s Go Into Space and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

EDVARD STUMPS HEALTH INSURANCE

“How about ‘soylent manufacturing boards’?” Find nice ways of phrasing not nice things in Edvard Stumps Health Insurance.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Health

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