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SUPPORTERS ON PATROL

“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

LET’S TAKE SOME PENALTIES

“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

OUT OF SPACE

“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: FOOTBALL CHALLENGES FOOTBALL

“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football

SCIENTOLOGISTS NEED NOT APPLY

“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

GOING OVER THE LINE

“Also a fire truck should drive onto the field towing a midget on roller skates.” Enhance your experience in creative celebratory methods in Going Over the Line.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

SALE OF THE CENTURY

"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Italy, Interactive

LESS BLUE, PLEASE

"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

PLEASE DO NOT RETRIBUTATE

"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

"TOGO-AGOGO" AND OTHER STUPID PUNS

"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Togo, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTATORS

"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LULA DA SILVA

"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup

STAY WHERE YOU ARE

"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Intercepted document

WHO MAKES THE SQUAD?

"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

TWO STARS

"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS, Obituary

I CALL IT THE HMS MODESTY

"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

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