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SOMETHING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN OF

“The group phase began in June.” Be late to the party in Something to Be Absolutely Certain Of.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Prediction

THE GOOBNET MLS JOURNEYMAN CHALLENGE

“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Football, MLS

UNITED PASSIONS FOR MONEY

“You will no doubt recall our first special on the arrests, titled ‘Beneath the Sheets with Arrested FIFA Officials’.” Don’t get too close to José Maria Marin in United Passions for Money.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, FIFA

ENGAGE PARTY YEAR SELECTION MODE

“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

ALL ANSWERS REVEALED

“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP FORECAST

“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

THE GRID

“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup

INSISTENCE

“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

HOW TO RESTORE PRIDE IN FOOTBALL

“Footballers are people, not property.” Follow the lead of President Foudy as you discover How to Restore Pride in Football.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, FIFA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LUÍS FIGO

“And of course, thank you to our musical guests Green Day, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis Costello for helping show us all just how much of an embarrassment Sepp Blatter really is.” Be disappointed that Adele and Norah Jones were unavailable for Schmilblick Patrol: Luís Figo.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, FIFA

WHEN THIRD IS FIRST

“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

REVISITING THE BEGINNINGS

“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

CAN YOU BEAT THE DRAW?

“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

SOLUTIONS FOR THE GAME

“FIFA still appears to believe that corruption is composed only of explicit bribery and quid pro quo deals.” Realise that you don’t want to know who is scratching Sepp Blatter’s back in Solutions for the Game.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Football

NUMERIC REVIEW OF LANDON

“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States

DRAFTING HISTORY

“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

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