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MON 22 SEP 2014
“That was probably a miscalculation on your part, but still, thanks.” Avoid making the same mistake that Jack Warner made in European Football: ARRRGH!.
MON 01 SEP 2014
“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.
MON 04 AUG 2014
“In fact, I’m shocked that more teams don’t have economics taught to their players in house.” Discover if anyone... anyone... wants to learn the importance of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in Interaction: Deconstructing Mike.
MON 21 JUL 2014
“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.
MON 14 JUL 2014
“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.
MON 07 JUL 2014
“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.
MON 30 JUN 2014
“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.
MON 09 JUN 2014
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
MON 02 JUN 2014
“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.
MON 12 MAY 2014
“Go back to your novels, Brucie.” Eagerly anticipate the publication of Holding Midfielder! in Outward Movement.
MON 16 DEC 2013
“We also provide eight midweek dates for domestic cup matches.” See when penalty shootouts are permitted to occur in How to Reset the Domestic Calendar.
MON 09 DEC 2013
“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.
MON 02 DEC 2013
“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.
MON 28 OCT 2013
“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.
MON 14 OCT 2013
“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.
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