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INTERACTION: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

“I – your name and location here – do swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear interesting questions to Interaction and its hosts and panellists, according to my locality’s television schedule, so help me remote control.” Pledge your allegiance to your favourite interaction programme in Interaction: The Obama Administration.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: SURGE OF STORMS

“If this is TRL, I’m retiring and taking up lawn bowling.” Engage in other, noninteractive sporting events in your community in Interaction: Surge of Storms.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: IS THE OLYMPIC TRUCE DEAD?

“I wish we could have had 2,000 didgeridoo players in Sydney.” Reconsider things for people to do in Interaction: Is the Olympic Truce Dead?.

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics

INTERACTION: PHOENIX MARS LANDER

“I hope the landing isn’t at the same time South Park is on.” Resolve all relevant conflicts of interest in Interaction: Phoenix Mars Lander.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

INTERACTION: GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD SHOW

“Rebecca would like to know what Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are going to do next week now that they have exhausted what she describes as their ‘Help, our writers aren’t here, what are we gonna do’ jokes.” Tune in to the 24 hour Survivor network in Interaction: Golden Globe Award Show.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP GOALKEEPERS

“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A GAME SHOW?

“Well, one good sound effect deserves another, so can we have a Daily Double noise?” Listen to your heart’s content in Interaction: Are You Smarter Than a Game Show?.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Game shows

INTERACTION: STS-117 STATION REBOOTING

“Is this symptomatic of an aging ISS that may not last longer than the Space Shuttle itself, or is this simply another example of the famous tech support advice, ‘Try cycling the power’?” Try jiggling the cables in Interaction: STS-117 Station Rebooting.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle, ISS

INTERACTION: NUMISMANIA

“Well, I’ve often paid for things with cards, which has made me wonder one thing. What if I could turn into a fire-breathing hippopotamus?” Learn the unexpected consequences of the plastic in your pocket in Interaction: Numismania.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: FOOTBALL CHALLENGES FOOTBALL

“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football

INTERACTION: HOW TO DESTROY SATELLITES

“Would you like to go somewhere and not speak publicly about things together?” Commit to noncommitment in Interaction: How to Destroy Satellites.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: TERMINATING THE GOVERNATOR

“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: PLANETARY WARFARE

"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

INTERACTION: NIPPLEGATE II

"I think people have an incredibly irrational fear that someday a superheroine named Lactigirl will appear who shoots down her enemies with high powered jets of milk." Come face to face with the deepest, darkest secrets ever in Interaction: Nipplegate II.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTATORS

"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: PRANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

"Well, I started to act as though I was gradually getting more and more drunk." See why they don't hand Oscars to just anyone in Interaction: Pranks for the Memories.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, April Fools Day

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