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2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“Now it is your turn.” Find a way to break it to us gently that you are forfeiting the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive

A SEQUENCE OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SEQUENCED

“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.

Keywords: Variety, Space, Interactive, Solar system

FASTEST FINGER FEST: GAME SHOW EDITION

“There have been thousands of game shows on radio and television over the last century.” Discover that Malcolm is always right in our Fastest Finger Fest: Game Show Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

LEAGUE CUP SPONSORS EXIST

“One must surely ask why league cups exist.” Identify things that should be on the FAQ list in League Cup Sponsors Exist.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive

HELP THE 2016 MEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

“But that’s totally not the same thing.” Enjoy equality without identicality as you Help the 2016 Men’s European Championship.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, UEFA, Interactive

FASTEST FINGER FEST: FILMOGRAPHY EDITION

“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.

Keywords: Community, Film, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

THE GOOBNET MLS JOURNEYMAN CHALLENGE

“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: RETIRED NUMBER EDITION

“Where will it end?” Discover whether “face down in a ditch with no pants” can be an acceptable response to the Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“There is no way we would ever consider doing anything like that.” Don’t panic as you fill in your 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Canada, Nunavut

GOOBNET IS HAVING NUNAVUT

“From Akimiski Island to Ellesmere Island, from Iqaluit to Kugluktuk, this is a vast land with much to discover.” Find out what our land has to offer in GoobNet Is Having Nunavut.

Keywords: Community, Canada, Nunavut, Interactive

HOW TO FLOW THROUGH THE UNIVERSE

“And don’t answer just yet.” Pause for a moment and await the illumination of the little white lights in How to Flow Through the Universe.

Keywords: Variety, Interactive

CAN YOU BEAT THE DRAW?

“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MISLEADING EDITION

“If not, allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on.” Allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on, which is a Fastest Finger Fest: Misleading Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE

“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

PUZZLES FOR YOUR DAY

“This week, we are not going to whine about anything.” Determine when a Weekly Whine is not a Weekly Whine in Puzzles for Your Day.

Keywords: Variety, Interactive

DO THE DRAW

“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

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