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HOW BIG IS 500?

“But this time, you, our readers, have already played along.” Know what question we’re about to ask in How Big is 500?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

MY DRAW IS BETTER THAN YOUR DRAW

“Well, okay, it isn’t that easy.” Calibrate the difficulty level of your favourite activities in My Draw is Better Than Your Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

MOST DYNAMIC DIGIT

“The tenth anniversary celebration of the US version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was a great success, featuring some Regis guy, embarrassingly stupid celebrities, big winners, a big loser, and a big surprise.” Find out how to push our buttons in Most Dynamic Digit.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

HOW FAST IS YOUR FINGER?

“To play, click on the answers in the order you believe is correct. Click Clear to erase your answers, or Enter to lock them in.” Make an appointment with this week’s game master in How Fast is Your Finger?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

1 VS GOOBNET

“Do you want the Silly Bucks... or do you want GoobNet?” See if you have what it takes to defeat 64 people in our special twelfth anniversary event, 1 vs GoobNet.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows

WHAT’S YOUR PARTY?

“Whose land is it, anyway?” Argue over whether theft is or isn’t property in What’s Your Party?.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

MLS IDENTITY

“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows

IS YOUR REGOLITH EXCAVATOR FUN ENOUGH?

“Why are we eating food?” Ask the difficultly stupid questions in Is Your Regolith Excavator Fun Enough?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

QUERELLA HEBDOMÆ

Is there too much flos for conversio to understand it all... or is there too much liquor for Albertus Gore to understand it all? Resolve the issue in Querella Hebdomæ.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fill-in

SALE OF THE CENTURY

"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Italy, Interactive

WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

WHO WANTS TO BE A GOOBNETAIRE

"Now before you start getting any wacky ideas, let me just remind you that GoobNet Silly Bucks aren't negotiable currency, and they're not good for anything in the real world, and maybe not here on this site either." Just be glad there's no Fastest Finger question in Who Wants to Be a GoobNetaire.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows

WHAT DO YOU BRING TO YURI'S NIGHT?

"It's pretty good, for a party that doesn't leave Earth." Set your standards hundreds of kilometres too high in What Do You Bring to Yuri's Night?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Yuri’s Night, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

YAY LAZINESS

"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive

JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT ECLIPSE

"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive

STAY ON TARGET...

"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

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