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YOU’RE WELCOME

“By drawing attention to the plight of ordinary consumers, we have shamed the incompetent, yet strangely super-rich executives who make decisions at these large corporations.” Examine fairness and why it doesn’t exist in You’re Welcome.

Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DON GARBER

“How does one research graffiti?” Encounter some of the world’s most pointless professions in Schmilblick Patrol: Don Garber.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, MLS

EVALUATION OF DREW

“Drew has also performed an act that was previously thought to be impossible: making Double Prices interesting.” Say “Shazam!” as you click the link to Evaluation of Drew.

Keywords: Novelty, Game shows

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP GOALKEEPERS

“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: MARCEL MATHIER

“That sounds absurdly specific.” Be the first to know about a ligament in a knee in a player on a team in Schmilblick Patrol: Marcel Mathier.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football

LIVE FROM THE TIME VAULT

“If any of you are standing, please have a seat. I understand this is a no-smoking facility, but if you care to smoke, I wouldn’t mind at all.” Face up to the latent reality in Live from the Time Vault.

Keywords: Propaganda, Politics, Novelty

FOCAL PLANE: CELEBRITY SCOFFERS

“Celebrities have the ability to bring attention to important causes. Like when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer.” See what’s so great about being popular in Focal Plane: Celebrity Scoffers.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

INTERACTION: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A GAME SHOW?

“Well, one good sound effect deserves another, so can we have a Daily Double noise?” Listen to your heart’s content in Interaction: Are You Smarter Than a Game Show?.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Game shows

INTERACTION: STS-117 STATION REBOOTING

“Is this symptomatic of an aging ISS that may not last longer than the Space Shuttle itself, or is this simply another example of the famous tech support advice, ‘Try cycling the power’?” Try jiggling the cables in Interaction: STS-117 Station Rebooting.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle, ISS

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: URS LINSI

“Hey, that’s great! You even spelled Nederland correctly.” Don’t look a gift scarf in the mouth in Schmilblick Patrol: Urs Linsi.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: NUMISMANIA

“Well, I’ve often paid for things with cards, which has made me wonder one thing. What if I could turn into a fire-breathing hippopotamus?” Learn the unexpected consequences of the plastic in your pocket in Interaction: Numismania.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: FOOTBALL CHALLENGES FOOTBALL

“Italian football is so boring, the supporters tear up seats and throw flares just to relieve the monotony.” Tell Giovanni Trapattoni just where to put the doorbolt in Interaction: Football Challenges Football.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, American football

INTERACTION: HOW TO DESTROY SATELLITES

“Would you like to go somewhere and not speak publicly about things together?” Commit to noncommitment in Interaction: How to Destroy Satellites.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DAVID STERN

“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

FOCAL PLANE: ASPIRING HOSTS

“This is not because of some lingering resentment toward the life lessons he dispensed on Full House, nor having been victim years ago of one of America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Uncover the depths of a nation’s feelings about Bob Saget in Focal Plane: Aspiring Hosts.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Game shows

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TIKI BARBER

“Get out of here, you show wrecker you.” Meet a new MP Donnawhy impersonator in Schmilblick Patrol: Tiki Barber.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

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