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FOCAL PLANE: MISPLACED MASCOTS

"Very good, Rick. Shall I throw it on the pyre along with Tammy's body stocking?" Meet the world's best dressed pyromaniac in Focal Plane: Misplaced Mascots.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Focal Plane

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA

"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: STS-114 REVIEW

"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 EVA REVIEW

"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 RETURN TO SPACE

"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 DELAY

"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 PREVIEW

"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: BERNIE ECCLESTONE

"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Motorsport

FOCAL PLANE: UNUSUAL PERFORMANCES

"Painted silver head to toe, Kathleen Ghinelli delivers a masterful performance as Avisa, a female android whose programming appears to feature a random fetish generator." Expose new methods of human-cyborg relations in Focal Plane: Unusual Performances.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

INTERACTION: LOOKING DOWN ON THE DPR

"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: JEFF VAN GUNDY

"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

INTERACTION: THE FUZZY GENDER LINE

"Indeed, a popular activity is taking off Ken's head or rotating it 360 degrees." Don't play well with others in Interaction: The Fuzzy Gender Line.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ANDY REID

"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TERRELL OWENS

"I didn't know that, Dutch though I may be." Immerse yourself in international ignorance in Schmilblick Patrol: Terrell Owens.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

INTERACTION: HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG?

"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction

NO WINNERS

"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football

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