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SUN 25 SEP 2005
"Very good, Rick. Shall I throw it on the pyre along with Tammy's body stocking?" Meet the world's best dressed pyromaniac in Focal Plane: Misplaced Mascots.
SUN 11 SEP 2005
"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.
SUN 14 AUG 2005
"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.
SUN 07 AUG 2005
"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.
SUN 31 JUL 2005
"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.
SUN 24 JUL 2005
"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.
SUN 17 JUL 2005
"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.
SUN 03 JUL 2005
"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.
SUN 26 JUN 2005
"Painted silver head to toe, Kathleen Ghinelli delivers a masterful performance as Avisa, a female android whose programming appears to feature a random fetish generator." Expose new methods of human-cyborg relations in Focal Plane: Unusual Performances.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 15 MAY 2005
"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.
SUN 08 MAY 2005
"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.
SUN 27 MAR 2005
"Indeed, a popular activity is taking off Ken's head or rotating it 360 degrees." Don't play well with others in Interaction: The Fuzzy Gender Line.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 13 FEB 2005
"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.
SUN 06 FEB 2005
"I didn't know that, Dutch though I may be." Immerse yourself in international ignorance in Schmilblick Patrol: Terrell Owens.
SUN 30 JAN 2005
"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.
SUN 21 NOV 2004
"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.
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