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INTERACTION: 2004 ELECTION AFTERMATH

"How can this happen? He's from Massachusetts and everything! And he ran against a %&@*ing cowboy! This is madness!" Panic in Interaction: 2004 Election Aftermath.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ALEX RODRIGUEZ

"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

INTERACTION: X PRIZE RECAP

"But then you have to come up with new names for all the extra days, like Catilsday and Anagramday and Uranday, except that you don't want people mispronouncing Uranday because that would be bad." Reallocate nomenclature for diurnal durations in Interaction: X Prize Recap.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: CATEGORISING HORIZONTALITY

"For instance, this morning when my wife and I had it, it was to give us something to do before the alarm clock went off." Make mornings fun again in Interaction: Categorising Horizontality.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: FRANK FRANCISCO

"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: CHAMIQUE HOLDSCLAW

"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA

INTERACTION: DOES YOUR DELEGATION FEEL SAFE?

"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics

WHY NOT WHITE?

"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS

INTERACTION: CAN KNOWLEDGE BE DANGEROUS?

"Parents should not be allowed to choose the hair colour, height, or sexual orientation of their offspring!" Witness the triumph of nature over nurture in Interaction: Can Knowledge Be Dangerous?.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

FOCAL PLANE: FROZEN FIGHT

"This may be the only competitive event anywhere in the world wherein the trophy presentation occurs in a hot tub." Enjoy hot water in Focal Plane: Frozen Fight.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Extreme plumbing

INTERACTION: INTERNET INTRIGUE

"That's why, in response to our subscribers' suggestions, we've instituted a Virus Fun and Games section in our magazine, with the instant classic 'What's My Segmentation Fault?' section." Enjoy the excitement of nonstandard behaviour in Interaction: Internet Intrigue.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: GET OUTTA MY CAVES!

"Furthermore... come on. Caves." Examine the seemingly obvious in Interaction: Get Outta My Caves!.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Speleology

INTERACTION: GETTING BACK TO IT

"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: DOES THE INTERNET BLOW?

"It feels like a turtle crawling around on my shoulder." Experience reptilian sensations in Interaction: Does the Internet Blow?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: REMAINING AFFECTIONATE IN PUBLIC

"But I think that if this goes on much longer, people will start leaving their literal $#!+ around on the streets." Get down with the dirtiest Weekly Whine ever in Interaction: Remaining Affectionate in Public.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

FOCAL PLANE: NUMERICAL APPLICATIONS

"The phrase mathematical motivational speaker may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in Focal Plane: Numerical Applications.

Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Focal Plane

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