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MON 31 DEC 2018
“Ordinarily, we have a review committee.” Encourage Reg to get out of his fear bunker and remind him that The Fight Continues.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 16 JUL 2018
“In a tournament that set a record with twelve own goals, one of them in the final, how can we decide who receives the coveted Jeff Agoos ¡Autogolazo! Award?” Take to the streets in outrage that your favoured candidate did not receive the Golden Blindfold in The Wrongest Penalty in the History of Wrongness.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 26 FEB 2018
“We hope these will help you through the next 3.96 years of being forgotten about again.” Do your best to retain the knowledge that curling is in fact a sport that exists, even in the face of constant Distraction.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 01 JAN 2018
“We would say that Earth is saying that enough is enough, but really, this is a case of Earth saying that way, way, way too much is enough.” Put your foot down in Silence Broken.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 26 DEC 2016
“We are, of course, using the word enjoy sarcastically.” Know that we totally didn’t mean anything we said in No Need to Ask Larry.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 22 AUG 2016
“And after that, it must figure out what it is going to do with Dilma Rousseff.” Discover a solution better than “change the colour of her diving pool” in I Take My Clothes Off in Your General Direction.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 28 DEC 2015
“When people begin to describe you with the phrase ‘out-crazied by Donald Trump’, it might be time to reexamine your life.” See whose escalators aren’t going all the way to the penthouse suite in Attack Eyebrows Are In Place.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 06 JUL 2015
“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 05 JAN 2015
“You understand everything.” Explain to us the appeal of a live television broadcast of a musical in The Theory of the Price of 99 Lead Harpoons.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 21 JUL 2014
“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 24 FEB 2014
“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 06 JAN 2014
“We are pleased to announce our first Meteor of the Year winner since 1987, when we recognised the meteor from Maniac Mansion.” Don’t be a tuna head in The Moment Arrives.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 14 JAN 2013
“Any damn fool can land on Mars with a huge wad of bounding air bags.” Become familiar with the type of damn fool that made a successful landing in Partial Recall of 2012.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 20 AUG 2012
“So I guess you could call this a catastro-Feck-up.” Come to the conclusion that we are making no Fecking sense as you discover that Gosh, That Wang is XL.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
MON 26 DEC 2011
“Here’s how to send 2012 a letter.” See what your future self will think of your past self in Just Make the Call Already.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 18 JUL 2011
“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
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