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WEEKLY WHINE

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SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TIKI BARBER

“Get out of here, you show wrecker you.” Meet a new MP Donnawhy impersonator in Schmilblick Patrol: Tiki Barber.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LULA DA SILVA

"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LINDSEY JACOBELLIS

"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: KENDRA DAVIS

"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SAMBA FAAL

"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Gambia

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOSHIMITSU YOSHIDA

"We invite you into our studio, we give you a chance to win these wonderful prizes, and what do I get back? A short joke." Take the vertical challenge in Schmilblick Patrol: Toshimitsu Yoshida.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, AFC, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: BERNIE ECCLESTONE

"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Motorsport

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: JEFF VAN GUNDY

"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ANDY REID

"When they're not cheering on Hakan Sükür and Rüstü Recber, Turks love to roll heavy spheres in hopes of strikes, spares, and of course, turkeys." Take part in instant classic games in Schmilblick Patrol: Andy Reid.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TERRELL OWENS

"I didn't know that, Dutch though I may be." Immerse yourself in international ignorance in Schmilblick Patrol: Terrell Owens.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ALEX RODRIGUEZ

"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: FRANK FRANCISCO

"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: CHAMIQUE HOLDSCLAW

"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA

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