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INTERACTION: X PRIZE RECAP

"But then you have to come up with new names for all the extra days, like Catilsday and Anagramday and Uranday, except that you don't want people mispronouncing Uranday because that would be bad." Reallocate nomenclature for diurnal durations in Interaction: X Prize Recap.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO

"Kind of ironic, isn't it? 'SpaceShipOne' has no space." Define textual requirements in One Down, One to Go.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox

WHERE TO FIND STUFF

"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

KEEP YOUR PLANETS SAFE

"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

PLACE YOUR HETS

"Do you guys not have bandwidth?" Assess your data transfer requirements in Place Your HETs.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night

TIP THE SCALE

"Besides, just how much work do we have to give to astronaut John 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood HST Repair Guy' Grunsfeld?" Offer discounts to repeat customers in Tip the Scale.

Keywords: Space, Variety

SPOT THE PLANET

"Ask them to go to, say, 28978 Ixion instead of Pluto, and they'd say something along the lines of: 'No. Shut up.'" Have minor planet proposals shot down in Spot the Planet.

Keywords: Space, Variety

INTERACTION: GETTING BACK TO IT

"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

STAY ON TARGET...

"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

ALL TOGETHER NOW

"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.

Keywords: Space, Variety

HORSEGRENADES AND HAND SHOES

Keywords: Space, Support, SPEED, ISS

YURI'S NIGHT 2003: STUMP EDVARD

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Yuri’s Night

SELECT YOUR IRONY

Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night

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