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MON 05 AUG 2013
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
MON 22 JUL 2013
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
MON 08 JUL 2013
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 27 MAY 2013
“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.
MON 20 MAY 2013
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 29 APR 2013
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
MON 25 MAR 2013
“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.
MON 18 MAR 2013
“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.
MON 25 FEB 2013
“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.
MON 18 FEB 2013
“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.
MON 28 JAN 2013
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 21 JAN 2013
“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.
MON 07 JAN 2013
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
MON 24 DEC 2012
“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.
MON 10 DEC 2012
“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.
MON 26 NOV 2012
“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.
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