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COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS

“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MLS EDITION

“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, MLS

WORLD CURLING TOUR: ARRRGH!

“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Curling

ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA

“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA

COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!

“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball

VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD

“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard

OCCUPY YOUR TEAM’S STADIUM

“This offseason, fans are excited not about a new signing or a big trade, but about the cartoon oriole returning to the team’s cap.” Fix the world, one league at a time, in Occupy Your Team’s Stadium.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS

“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball

INCREASED ARRRGH! IN COLLEGIATE AMERICAN FOOTBALL

“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, American football

FAR FROM UNLIKELY

“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

WE’LL TELL YOU HOW TO KICK OFF

“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

COMMENCE BASKING IMMEDIATELY

“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: GYOENGYI GAAL

“How do we know that you’re not the evil twin?” Understand the beeps in Schmilblick Patrol: Gyoengyi Gaal.

Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup

DO NOT PACK IT WITH YOUR KNIVES

“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.

Keywords: Community, Sport, SHAGADELIC, Football, Women’s World Cup

YES, YOUR OUTFIT IS CAUSING IT

“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Sport uniforms

RISING EXCITEMENT, FALLING CONSCRIPTION

“What better way to celebrate the end of the German draft?” Hope that German lager is not also ending in Rising Excitement, Falling Conscription.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

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