|71||Men’s World Cup|
|21||Women’s World Cup|
MON 05 MAR 2012
“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.
MON 27 FEB 2012
“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.
MON 13 FEB 2012
“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.
MON 02 JAN 2012
“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.
MON 19 DEC 2011
“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.
MON 12 DEC 2011
“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.
MON 05 DEC 2011
“This offseason, fans are excited not about a new signing or a big trade, but about the cartoon oriole returning to the team’s cap.” Fix the world, one league at a time, in Occupy Your Team’s Stadium.
MON 29 AUG 2011
“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.
MON 22 AUG 2011
“These and many other thrilling moments will be yours to see, if the price is right.” Be sure to avoid a double overbid in Increased ARRRGH! in Collegiate American Football.
MON 15 AUG 2011
“Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators.” See who is going to stop Aberystwyth Town [everyone] in Far from Unlikely.
MON 01 AUG 2011
“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.
MON 18 JUL 2011
“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.
MON 11 JUL 2011
“How do we know that you’re not the evil twin?” Understand the beeps in Schmilblick Patrol: Gyoengyi Gaal.
MON 04 JUL 2011
“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.
MON 27 JUN 2011
“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.
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