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MON 19 OCT 2009
“Pink would be a good choice.” See why NFL teams are missundaztood in Cleaning Up Helmetball.
MON 12 OCT 2009
“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.
MON 28 SEP 2009
“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.
MON 14 SEP 2009
“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the group and elimination phases of the 2009-10 UEFA Europa League [formerly the UEFA Cup].” See why Galatasaray are sure to be disappointed in Clear to Everyone.
MON 07 SEP 2009
“This is such a time.” Determine the suchness of this time in Only 24 More Places Remain.
MON 24 AUG 2009
“The Football Federation of Australia currently has no information about which venues it intends to propose.” Consider how you are expected to consider something that doesn’t exist in Who Wants to Host the Men’s World Cup.
MON 13 JUL 2009
“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.
MON 29 JUN 2009
“That’s really nice that you want to make me an All Star, but I really don’t deserve it. Give it to Han Duan instead.” Witness players being team players [even when the team in question exists only for a few days] in What Do You Want to Talk About Today?.
MON 25 MAY 2009
“The six opponents from the NHL First League are the four teams that finished last in their respective divisions plus two antiwild cards who are seeded first and second.” Find out where the antiwild things are in The NHL: ARRRGH!.
MON 18 MAY 2009
“Do you have some kind of problem with Indianapolis?” Don’t let the NCAA insert television timeouts in 61*.
MON 11 MAY 2009
“GoobNet ranks the 61 stadiums that have expressed interest in hosting a potential Men’s World Cup in the US, taking into account both the stadium itself and the capabilities of the surrounding metropolitan market.” GoobNet ranks the 61 stadiums that have expressed interest in hosting a potential Men’s World Cup in the US, taking into account both the stadium itself and the capabilities of the surrounding metropolitan market, in 61 for 2018 or 2022.
MON 04 MAY 2009
“We recognise that many fans planning to attend the 2018 Super Bowl are having difficulty determining how to reach Nissan Stadium via train and are instead considering renting automobiles. We recommend against that and would advise fans staying in downtown Tokyo to either take the Yokohama- or Ōfuna-bound Keihin-Tōhoku Line to Higashi-Kanagawa and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Atami-bound Tōkaidō Line [provided it is not a Commuter Rapid service] to Yokohama and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Kurihama-bound Yokosuka Line to Yokohama and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Takao- or Ōtsuki-bound Chūō Rapid Line to Hachiōji and then change to the Yokohama- or Ōfuna-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Hiroshima-, Hakata-, or Shin-Osaka-bound Tōkaidō Shinkansen and get off at Shin-Yokohama [though note that Japan Rail Passes may not be used on Nozomi trains]. Naturally, these plans should be adjusted somewhat for those who are staying near stations other than Tokyo Station.” Become familiar with intercity rail options in the Greater Tokyo area in Ésteban Colberto Celebrates a Rouge with Katie Price’s Breasts.
MON 13 APR 2009
“This Phoenix flag capturing team should set itself alight in hopes of repeating the feat.” Laugh at an image of a flaming team in Finding Out What the Bloggers Know.
MON 06 APR 2009
“The Pro Bowl is played the weekend after the Super Bowl in Honolulu, since the league’s experiment with playing it before the Super Bowl will be a failure.” Be assured of how an all-star game will be received in The NFL: ARRRGH!.
MON 23 MAR 2009
“MLS has not yet announced its competition plans for the following seasons, which is a horrible mistake, because the GoobNet Relegatory Agency is going to force plans onto it.” Wait for major sport leagues to be caught napping in How to Implement Relegation.
MON 23 FEB 2009
“Reject, and make clear to FIFA that when submitting change proposals to the IFAB, the stated reason must not be a bare assed lie.” Encourage Sepp Blatter to appear on The Moment of Truth in Change We Can Kick Off To.
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