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LESS BLUE, PLEASE

"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

PLEASE DO NOT RETRIBUTATE

"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

"TOGO-AGOGO" AND OTHER STUPID PUNS

"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Togo, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTATORS

"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LULA DA SILVA

"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup

STAY WHERE YOU ARE

"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Intercepted document

WHO MAKES THE SQUAD?

"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup

STUNTED PUBLICITY

"The Capcoms' win over the Firebirds to close the season out may have been a meaningless match, but the team seemed to play with a new sense of purpose that hadn't been in evidence before." Bring order to a chaotic world in Stunted Publicity.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

TWO STARS

"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS, Obituary

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LINDSEY JACOBELLIS

"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics

I CALL IT THE HMS MODESTY

"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

THE BIRDMAN OF BASKETBALLCATRAZ

"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: KENDRA DAVIS

"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

SANTANA MUWOSS WILL LOVE IT

"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP DRAW

"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

WIN AND LOSE AT THE DRAW

"Thanks to the brilliantly slow work of our Javascript coders, you can do the draw yourself!" Make Germans and Dutch play together in Win and Lose at the Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

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