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SUN 16 JUL 2006
"So, here's your chance to play Luciano Moggi and see if you can be just as corrupt as he is." Prepare the goons in Sale of the Century.
SUN 09 JUL 2006
"Every time they play for the next couple of years, people will be saying, 'Hey, aren't you the guys who got eliminated because you spent the whole match playing for penalties and then missed them all?'" Discover the negative side of negative play in Less Blue, Please.
SUN 02 JUL 2006
"If 'divine retribution' means 'learning your lesson', then yes, that's what this is." Feel the Italian way of life in Please Do Not Retributate.
SUN 25 JUN 2006
"The slogan will be: 'Three men enter. One man leaves. And if his hips still work, he'll be the coach.'" Find a way to profit from oddities in "Togo-Agogo" and Other Stupid Puns.
SUN 18 JUN 2006
"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.
SUN 11 JUN 2006
"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.
SUN 21 MAY 2006
"Those in the second row can easily decrement their row number by one, thus placing them in the first row." See the ability to change positions for yourself in Stay Where You Are.
SUN 14 MAY 2006
"Keep in mind that this tournament is being held in Germany, the land that gave us the word schadenfreude." Enjoy some of the world's most guilty pleasures in Who Makes the Squad?.
SUN 23 APR 2006
"The Capcoms' win over the Firebirds to close the season out may have been a meaningless match, but the team seemed to play with a new sense of purpose that hadn't been in evidence before." Bring order to a chaotic world in Stunted Publicity.
SUN 19 MAR 2006
"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.
SUN 26 FEB 2006
"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.
SUN 05 FEB 2006
"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.
SUN 29 JAN 2006
"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.
SUN 22 JAN 2006
"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.
SUN 01 JAN 2006
"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.
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