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SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TERRELL OWENS

"I didn't know that, Dutch though I may be." Immerse yourself in international ignorance in Schmilblick Patrol: Terrell Owens.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football

INTERACTION: HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG?

"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction

NO WINNERS

"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football

YAY LAZINESS

"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive

JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT ECLIPSE

"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ALEX RODRIGUEZ

"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY

"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: FRANK FRANCISCO

"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: CHAMIQUE HOLDSCLAW

"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA

44 IS TOO MANY

"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

FROM THE TORCH TO THE GRILL

"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee

INTERACTION: DOES YOUR DELEGATION FEEL SAFE?

"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics

AND IT WAS ACTUALLY ON TIME

"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics

WHY NOT WHITE?

"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS

BETTER GET USED TO IT

"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD

"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup

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