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22 MATCHES, 22 MOMENTS

"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

INSERT GENERIC 'SHIRTY' JOKE HERE

"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, CAF, Men’s World Cup

THE ROAD TO DC

"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

LINES EVERYWHERE

"Ha ha! Sounds like someone wagered on a Stanford-St Joseph's final!" Place too much of an emphasis on regular season records in Lines Everywhere.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox

PAY ATTENTION, YO

"He causes destruction and despair wherever he goes. Seems pretty clear to me that he's a raven." Face up to the effects that people have on one another in Pay Attention, Yo.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, American football

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM...

"How about Carolina chartreuse?" Identify room for chromatic improvement in If You Can't Beat Them....

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

OF INVERSIONS AND EXPLOSIONS

"The Lakers came back to win, causing Shaquille O'Neal to call Henderson the 'Big Inadvertent'." Enjoy large silly names from large silly people in Of Inversions and Explosions.

Keywords: Sport, Variety

FINALLY, SOMETHING TO DO BEFORE THE THIRD PLACE MATCH

"This is a favourite exercise of Honduras coach Bora Milutinovic." Keep your eye on the ball in Finally, Something to Do Before the Third Place Match.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup

FIRST OF THE MOHICANS

"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS, UEFA

STAND AND JEER

"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, American football

RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN

"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

PORTUGAL GETS ITS KICKS

"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, UEFA

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

WOULD YOU REALLY WEAR THAT?

"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

INTERACTION: WOMEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTACLES

"Kick their asses for us! Wooooooooooo! Red power, eh!" Support silly outfits in silly outfits in Interaction: Women's World Cup Spectacles.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

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