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SUN 02 MAY 2004
"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.
SUN 25 APR 2004
"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.
SUN 11 APR 2004
"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.
SUN 28 MAR 2004
"Ha ha! Sounds like someone wagered on a Stanford-St Joseph's final!" Place too much of an emphasis on regular season records in Lines Everywhere.
SUN 14 MAR 2004
"He causes destruction and despair wherever he goes. Seems pretty clear to me that he's a raven." Face up to the effects that people have on one another in Pay Attention, Yo.
SUN 07 MAR 2004
"How about Carolina chartreuse?" Identify room for chromatic improvement in If You Can't Beat Them....
SUN 29 FEB 2004
"The Lakers came back to win, causing Shaquille O'Neal to call Henderson the 'Big Inadvertent'." Enjoy large silly names from large silly people in Of Inversions and Explosions.
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SUN 15 FEB 2004
"This is a favourite exercise of Honduras coach Bora Milutinovic." Keep your eye on the ball in Finally, Something to Do Before the Third Place Match.
SUN 25 JAN 2004
"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.
SUN 04 JAN 2004
"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.
SUN 28 DEC 2003
"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.
SUN 30 NOV 2003
"And welcome back to Queer Ear for the Straight Deer, with our special guest, heterosexual footballer Dave Beckham." Return reality programming to fields and streams in Portugal Gets Its Kicks.
SUN 23 NOV 2003
"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.
SUN 02 NOV 2003
"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.
SUN 12 OCT 2003
"Hello! They are criticising you, stupid!" Inform silly people of their relations with others in Keep Your Shirt On.
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