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YOU GO CHERYL

"She did have a brief fling with the goalpost, but it just didn't treat her right." Terminate unfulfilling relationships in You Go Cheryl.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Women’s World Cup

LETTER YOUR GAME TODAY

"What do you mean you punched your own kidney?" Make violence the answer in Letter Your Game Today.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: CAN TENNIS SAVE ITSELF?

"Eeh, you know. Could be worse." Always look on the bright side of life in Interaction: Can Tennis Save Itself?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Tennis

LET'S PLAY ZERO

"Come on everyone. You know where we're going with this." Interact in unsurprising fashion in Let's Play Zero.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

FREE THE RALLY MONKEY!

"Your wrongful imprisonment of your so-called 'Rally Monkey' and your shameful forced labour camp are cruel and heartless practises that must be stopped immediately!" Flash into the world's ugliest mob scene in Free the Rally Monkey!.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball

LAME NAME GAME

"Not even if it lets them have a logo that's so silly it's cute: a dribbling raptor with its claws protruding from its sneakers." Deny potential mascot endearments in Lame Name Game.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

LEAGUE WEAKEST LINK

"The US doesn't punish any teams, even if they're sucking permanently. What a dilemma!" Come down like a ton of bricks in League Weakest Link.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

FRIENDLY FOÉ

"The Indomitable Lions will wear Foé's name proudly on their shirts." Like someone whose silence was telling in Friendly Foé.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Cameroon, Obituary

MOCKING THE DRAFT

Keywords: Sport, Community, Basketball, NBA, Interactive

THE FRENCH SEAL OF APPROVAL

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FLAG

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

YOUR FEELINGS ARE IMPORTANT

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Community, Interactive

CIVIC DISOBEDIENCE

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football

THE BASKETBALL BIZ: STUMP EDVARD

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, WNBA

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