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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
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| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
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| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
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| 32 | Review committee |
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| 30 | Tournament |
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| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 28 DEC 2009
“No, actually, she wrote The Serious Player’s Guide to Alte Heide. That’s how I got started in transit games.” Begin studying for any future playings of Rajouri Garden.
Keywords: Variety, Transit game
MON 21 DEC 2009
“Starting next year, we will give out an award known as the Capt Chesley A ‘Sully’ Sullenberger Award for the Most Awesome Achievement.” See why there were no other awesome achievements this year in This Way to the Magic Roundabout.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 23 NOV 2009
“Are you a Swedish football referee?” Don’t admit to your shortcomings in Blindness.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, France, Ireland Rep
MON 16 NOV 2009
“Who the hell let the Maldives in?” Activate your protectionism circuit in Ambitious Outcome.
Keywords: Politics, Variety, News, Intercepted document
MON 02 NOV 2009
“So anyway, how are you at walking in a straight line?” Consider using your Simplify or your Trial Run in Dumb Rush the Radio Host.
Keywords: Variety, Halloween
MON 14 SEP 2009
“We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the group and elimination phases of the 2009-10 UEFA Europa League [formerly the UEFA Cup].” See why Galatasaray are sure to be disappointed in Clear to Everyone.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
MON 24 AUG 2009
“The Football Federation of Australia currently has no information about which venues it intends to propose.” Consider how you are expected to consider something that doesn’t exist in Who Wants to Host the Men’s World Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Indonesia, Japan, Korea Rep, Mexico, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 11 MAY 2009
“GoobNet ranks the 61 stadiums that have expressed interest in hosting a potential Men’s World Cup in the US, taking into account both the stadium itself and the capabilities of the surrounding metropolitan market.” GoobNet ranks the 61 stadiums that have expressed interest in hosting a potential Men’s World Cup in the US, taking into account both the stadium itself and the capabilities of the surrounding metropolitan market, in 61 for 2018 or 2022.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, United States
MON 04 MAY 2009
“We recognise that many fans planning to attend the 2018 Super Bowl are having difficulty determining how to reach Nissan Stadium via train and are instead considering renting automobiles. We recommend against that and would advise fans staying in downtown Tokyo to either take the Yokohama- or Ōfuna-bound Keihin-Tōhoku Line to Higashi-Kanagawa and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Atami-bound Tōkaidō Line [provided it is not a Commuter Rapid service] to Yokohama and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Kurihama-bound Yokosuka Line to Yokohama and then change to the Hachiōji-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Takao- or Ōtsuki-bound Chūō Rapid Line to Hachiōji and then change to the Yokohama- or Ōfuna-bound Yokohama Line and get off at Kozukue, or take the Hiroshima-, Hakata-, or Shin-Osaka-bound Tōkaidō Shinkansen and get off at Shin-Yokohama [though note that Japan Rail Passes may not be used on Nozomi trains]. Naturally, these plans should be adjusted somewhat for those who are staying near stations other than Tokyo Station.” Become familiar with intercity rail options in the Greater Tokyo area in Ésteban Colberto Celebrates a Rouge with Katie Price’s Breasts.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction
MON 13 APR 2009
“This Phoenix flag capturing team should set itself alight in hopes of repeating the feat.” Laugh at an image of a flaming team in Finding Out What the Bloggers Know.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Flag capturing, ACFL
MON 09 MAR 2009
“All the participants should be quite pleased with their performances.” Join the Camelopardalis Crazies and support your favourite extrasolar planet in 2009 GoobNet Exoplanet Championship.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Tournament
MON 02 MAR 2009
“FIRST!” Pwnz0r a n00b in Prepare for What Is Coming.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 16 FEB 2009
“12. GoobNet is a proud sponsor of the Flag Capturing Union Champions League, which begins anew in MAY 2009.” Make a list and check it twice in 25 Random Things About GoobNet.
Keywords: Variety
MON 12 JAN 2009
“Sorry, Betty, but it’s true. There was a time when you would have gotten hickey right away.” Be honest about Betty White’s Password abilities in Of Homomatrimophobia and Hickeys.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 05 JAN 2009
“The three of you are trying to escape from a postapocalyptic Los Angeles.” Find out the good part of the end of the world in 97% Effective and 100% Fun.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line
MON 08 DEC 2008
“In a couple of years, the Bush era will just be a nightmare fading away into our national memory, and it will be safe for Bush to appear on The Daily Show.” See if Jon’s leadoff question will be “Mr President... what the fuck?” in GoobNet Writers’ Rooms.
Keywords: Variety, Administrivia
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