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THE PHILOSORAPTOR HAS NO COMMENT

“Look for GoobNet’s Misfortune Cookies wherever unfortunate snacks and desserts are sold.” Enjoy your tiramediocre in The Philosoraptor Has No Comment.

Keywords: Support, Misfortune Cookies

BOOTS SAVES THE DAY, AS PER USUAL

“My other uterus was vestigial or absent.” Witness the Vagina Monologues take a wrong turn into Boots Saves the Day, As Per Usual.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

THE MIND RACES FOR KETCHUP

“Why did I say Liam?” Guess Rumpelstiltskin in The Mind Races for Ketchup.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

A TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO SCOTLAND

“Way to go.” Agree with everything that Mr Goober says in A Triumphant Return to Scotland.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Scotland, Sport uniforms

LET’S READ A FINITE NUMBER OF WORDS

“Done!” Receive a high five for expressing yourself in Let’s Read a Finite Number of Words.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

FASTEST FINGER FEST: FILMOGRAPHY EDITION

“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.

Keywords: Community, Film, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

CANDIDATES TALK ABOUT CANDIDACY

“For sheer silliness, one must turn to the Republican and Democratic Parties.” Vote against everything the other guy stands for in Candidates Talk About Candidacy.

Keywords: Support, Politics, SPLUT

THE IMPORTANCE OF VISUAL IDENTITY

“And yet, somehow, life would go on.” Eradicate horizontal cuts and weird bread in The Importance of Visual Identity.

Keywords: Community, Branding

GOOBNET WELCOMES YOU TO THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

“This time slot is used only twice this year.” Find out how many more things can be made gold in GoobNet Welcomes You to the Following Presentation of the National Football League.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

REGARDING THE INNER WORKINGS OF WINDMILLS

“Not a substitute for human interaction.” Shut up and take our money in Regarding the Inner Workings of Windmills.

Keywords: Variety, Futurama

A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW

“The Force awakens, but hits the snooze button.” Bring order to a galaxy far, far away – but not without a decent coffee first – in A Certain Point of View.

Keywords: Variety

HAIL TO THE REFORMERS

“The mere fact that they are called ‘television timeouts’ is a clear admission that there is no competitive reason for them to exist.” Demand the introduction of milk and cookie breaks whilst singing Hail to the Reformers.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football

STILL NO PURPLE

“Provides access to the Botanic Garden, NASA, and Voice of America.” Tune in to Radio Free Universe in Still No Purple.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ABOUT

“Let us now find out about that.” Don’t answer your repeated calls for justice in Stump Edvard About About.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Grammar

SOMETHING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN OF

“The group phase began in June.” Be late to the party in Something to Be Absolutely Certain Of.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Prediction

ONE LAST HELPING OF STEWBEEF

“And please remember that bullshit is everywhere, especially in this paragraph.” Agree that this is not your Moment of Zen in One Last Helping of Stewbeef.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Jon Stewart

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