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MON 23 NOV 2015
“Look for GoobNet’s Misfortune Cookies wherever unfortunate snacks and desserts are sold.” Enjoy your tiramediocre in The Philosoraptor Has No Comment.
MON 16 NOV 2015
“My other uterus was vestigial or absent.” Witness the Vagina Monologues take a wrong turn into Boots Saves the Day, As Per Usual.
MON 09 NOV 2015
“Why did I say Liam?” Guess Rumpelstiltskin in The Mind Races for Ketchup.
MON 02 NOV 2015
“Way to go.” Agree with everything that Mr Goober says in A Triumphant Return to Scotland.
MON 26 OCT 2015
“Done!” Receive a high five for expressing yourself in Let’s Read a Finite Number of Words.
MON 19 OCT 2015
“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.
MON 12 OCT 2015
“For sheer silliness, one must turn to the Republican and Democratic Parties.” Vote against everything the other guy stands for in Candidates Talk About Candidacy.
MON 05 OCT 2015
“And yet, somehow, life would go on.” Eradicate horizontal cuts and weird bread in The Importance of Visual Identity.
MON 28 SEP 2015
“This time slot is used only twice this year.” Find out how many more things can be made gold in GoobNet Welcomes You to the Following Presentation of the National Football League.
MON 21 SEP 2015
“Not a substitute for human interaction.” Shut up and take our money in Regarding the Inner Workings of Windmills.
MON 14 SEP 2015
“The Force awakens, but hits the snooze button.” Bring order to a galaxy far, far away – but not without a decent coffee first – in A Certain Point of View.
MON 07 SEP 2015
“The mere fact that they are called ‘television timeouts’ is a clear admission that there is no competitive reason for them to exist.” Demand the introduction of milk and cookie breaks whilst singing Hail to the Reformers.
MON 31 AUG 2015
“Provides access to the Botanic Garden, NASA, and Voice of America.” Tune in to Radio Free Universe in Still No Purple.
MON 24 AUG 2015
“Let us now find out about that.” Don’t answer your repeated calls for justice in Stump Edvard About About.
MON 17 AUG 2015
“The group phase began in June.” Be late to the party in Something to Be Absolutely Certain Of.
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