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MON 20 NOV 2017
“Red totally counts as dark.” Realise that everything is 40% useless in The Bender B Rodriguez Blackjack and Hookers Cup.
MON 13 NOV 2017
“It was a crushing disappointment to finish a mere thirty points behind Germany.” Heap scorn upon Andy Selva in preparation for A Direct Injection of Sodium Chloride Into the Open Wound.
MON 06 NOV 2017
“You are permitted as many guesses as you can possibly attempt within thirty seconds.” Discover that the name is even more apt than it first appears in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: Bonkers.
MON 30 OCT 2017
“Is actually more of a trapezoid.” Become the kite runner in As Above Ground Tracks, So Below Ground Tracks.
MON 23 OCT 2017
“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.
MON 16 OCT 2017
“i wanna vomit, punch klinsmann in the face, cry, and get my coaching license” Tomorrow is another match, but be forewarned that today The GoobNet SPEED Howls with Incandescent Rage.
MON 09 OCT 2017
“To date this season, the Texans, Bengals, Rams, 49ers, Bears, Packers, Patriots, and Buccaneers have all helped the NFL enable Nike’s addiction to creating new and unusual kits.” Discover why nobody has ever tried that fabulous new idea in Rush to Make Adjustments.
MON 02 OCT 2017
“We are fairly certain that we are going to have to do that.” Don your stray apparel and ensure that you are Fully Prepared for the Future.
MON 25 SEP 2017
“And if they think we’re going to equip them with helmets or flak jackets, they have another thing coming.” Pay close attention to all announcements from Wen’s office in The End of Ambiguity.
MON 18 SEP 2017
“The moons of Jupiter are also fascinating, but nobody is currently looking at them up close.” Realise that you should totally get up off your continent and Drop In on Some Planets.
MON 11 SEP 2017
“You don’t need to watch any highlights, or look at any photo galleries, or see any studio analysis that explains in detail how and why Mali held Morocco to a goalless draw when just four days earlier they had lost to the very same opponent 6-0.” Blame Prof Ogden Wernstrom for any Enhanced Similarity.
MON 04 SEP 2017
“If you can subtract one number from another number, this pricing game is for you.” Show how edumacated you are as you Hit Me with a Bumped Super Ball.
MON 28 AUG 2017
“At this point, you can make use of a trick that alarmingly few contestants employ.” Find out just how lucky the Lucky Drew Dollars are in Jasmine’s The Price Is Right Strategy Guide: Clock Game.
MON 21 AUG 2017
“It varies from person to person.” Forget the lunar lander and remember the Top Lines of the World of Tomorrow.
MON 14 AUG 2017
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
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