JUNK

The story of creation

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:

Let there be light!

Login: god
Password: omniscient

Login incorrect.

Login: god
Password: omnipotent

Login incorrect.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:01:02.43, Sunday, March 1.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% Let there be light!
Let: Comand not found
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create light
Done.
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run heaven, earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 error(s).
[4 god@universe] /usr/local/god% logout
And God logged out at 00:03:55.15, Sunday, March 1.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:00:32.08, Monday, March 2.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Let: Comand not found
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create firmament
Done.
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 error(s).
[4 god@universe] /usr/local/god% logout
And God logged out at 00:01:59.94, Monday, March 2.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:00:34.80, Tuesday, March 3.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
lights: Unspecified type
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create sun, moon, stars
Done.
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run sun, moon, stars
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 error(s).
[4 god@universe] /usr/local/god% logout
And God logged out at 00:02:02.51, Tuesday, March 3.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:01:02.18, Wednesday, March 4.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create fish
Done.
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create fowl
Done.
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 error(s).
[4 god@universe] /usr/local/god% logout
And God logged out at 00:03:41.33, Wednesday, March 4.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:01:11.36, Thursday, March 5.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create cattle
Done.
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create creepythings
Done.
And God saw that there were 0 error(s).
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% logout
And God logged out at 00:01:46.55, Thursday, March 5.

Login: god
Password: technocrat

And God logged in at 00:00:52.75, Friday, March 6.
[1 god@universe] /usr/local/god% Now let us make man in our image
Now: Command not found
[2 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create man
Manpages already exist.
[3 god@universe] /usr/local/god% man create
Reformatting page. Wait... done.

NAME
    create - create objects for use in universe

SYNOPSIS
    /usr/universe/bin/create [ object ... ]

DESCRIPTON
    For each object specified, create instantiates an object of that type and saves it to disk with that name.

USAGE
    The type man refers to manpages, ie, one of these. The type male refers to men, ie, male humans.

[4 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create male
Done.
[5 god@universe] /usr/local/god% Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command arguments.
[6 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 error(s).
[7 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create breath
Done.
[8 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run multiplication
Execution terminated. 5 error(s).
[9 god@universe] /usr/local/god% mv male gardenofeden/
gardenofeden: No such file or directory.
[10 god@universe] /usr/local/god% mkdir gardenofeden
[11 god@universe] /usr/local/god% mv male gardenofeden/
[12 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run multiplication
Execution terminated. 4 error(s).
[13 god@universe] /usr/local/god% cp male woman
male: No such file or directory.
[14 god@universe] /usr/local/god% cp gardenofeden/male gardenofeden/woman
[15 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2 error(s).
[16 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create desire
Done.
[17 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run multiplication
And God saw male and woman being fruitful and multiplying in gardenofeden.
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 error(s).
[18 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create freewill
Done.
[19 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run freewill
And God saw male and woman being fruitful and multiplying in gardenofeden.
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 error(s).
[20 god@universe] /usr/local/god% rm desire
desire: Cannot be deleted after freewill is created.
[21 god@universe] /usr/local/god% rm freewill
freewill: Inaccessible file, cannot be deleted.
[22 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create treeofknowledge
Done.
And God saw male and woman being fruitful and multiplying in gardenofeden.
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 error(s).
[23 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create good, evil
Done.
[24 god@universe] /usr/local/god% run evil
And God saw that he had created shame.
Warning: System error in sector E96. male and woman not in gardenofeden. 1 error(s).
[25 god@universe] /usr/local/god% search gardenofeden man, woman
0 occurences found in gardenofeden.
[26 god@universe] /usr/local/god% rm shame
shame: Cannot be deleted after evil is created.
[27 god@universe] /usr/local/god% rm freewill
freewill: Inaccessible file, cannot be deleted.
[28 god@universe] /usr/local/god% stop
stop: Command not found
[29 god@universe] /usr/local/god% break
break: Unable to break.

*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: SYSTEM TO GO DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OUT.

[30 god@universe] /usr/local/god% create world
create: File quota exceeded. Delete old files before creating new files.
[31 god@universe] /usr/local/god% rm earth
rm: This command cannot be used to delete earth.
[32 god@universe] /usr/local/god% destroy earth
destroy: Are you sure? [Y/N]

*** SYSTEM DOWN *** SYSTEM DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME 00:00:00.00 Sunday, March 8. ALL USERS ARE BEING LOGGED OUT.

And God logged out at 00:00:00.00, Saturday, March 7.

– Author unknown