Some time ago, we placed an order for a Device to be installed at GoobNet headquarters.
Shortly after construction began, all of the planet Earth was deactivated due to a pandemic. Construction of the Device was held back several months. And when the Device finally arrived, we found that it would not fit through our front door.
But we chose to see this not as a crisis, but as an opportunity. Specifically, an opportunity to get rid of some of the more unsightly walls that formerly enclosed our headquarters building.
The Device now stands proudly inside our headquarters. There are millions upon millions of GoobNet Silly Bucks waiting for anyone who can look at things and then remember them. Will you rise to the GoobNet Rotate the Device Challenge?
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